SATURDAY!  West and South – West and South – West and….   The 2011 Riding4Beer® Part Duh Tour continued it’s momentum with a 400 mile day across the width of Utah and then down its length.  We finally gave in to 50 MPH cross winds after two hours of turning our bodies into Jello (not wrestling in Jello - wink, wink!) and found a dive motel in Cedar City. 

Okay, here’s what we know about Cedar City and what it’s known for – NOTHING!  We haven’t got an f’ing clue, but we’re sure gonna find out.  There’s a Sizzler right next door to our motel and what better way to meet locals than over sharing a plate of Malibu Chicken™ (“Malibu Chicken” is registered trademark of Sizzler Restaurants of  America and any use without permission limits you to one trip to the Salad Bar!).

But wait!  Here’s a better idea!  Since we’re in Utah – and drinking here is severely limited and only for heathen agnostic parolees like us – we’ve discovered that pretty much the only bars are in local Mexican restaurants.  GOOD NEWS!   El Diablo Aguillo Mexicana Cantina (whatever that means) is right across the street in a bright pink and purple stucco building and the waitresses are gorgeous!  Can you say “fish taco?”……

CAN YOU BELIEVE WE'RE IN AMERICA AND THE INTERNET HERE (in Cedar City, UT) IS DIAL-UP AND NOT FAST ENOUGH TO UPLOAD PICS OR DOWNLOAD PORN!