TUESDAY!  Another day, another ride!  Yup!  Today the 2011 Riding4Beer Part Duh Tour is coming to you live from Grand Junction, Colorado.  We started the day high in the Rocky Mountains freezing our A-holios off and ended it in the rugged and blistering hot desert of western Colorado.  But there’s a reason we picked Grand Junction.

First, what’s with the “Grand” in junction?  We’ve had quite a few “junctions” in cheap motels – and some were even grand” – but discretion keeps us from naming names.  Actually, while we are here to scare up a “junction” or two (wink, wink), we’re really here because the El Cheapo Motel (Not Kidding – that’s the name) is located literally a block from both a Texas Roadhouse (former and hopefully future sponsor) and a Hooters (former, current and future sponsor).

Folks, we may be here awhile.  There’s also a Kmart and a Walmart across the street and down the block.  If there was a Waffle House within walking distance we’d be buying real estate for sure!  In the meantime, we’re gonna shower off the road grime, we’re gonna put on way too much of that cheap perfume we bought at Kmart and if you wanna chat, call us at either Texas Roadhouse or Hooters – but not too late – by then we’ll be in the middle of a GRAND JUNCTION!...

                                    FOUR PERFECT PICS AND TODAY FOR YOU?  A VIDEO!

         
Rolling down the western side of the Rockies!      Look!  It's the light at the end of the tunnel!

        
Coasting (literally) in for gas - dry as a bone!                   HEY!  They stole our saying!

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