SO NOW WE KNOW WHERE CORN GROWS - BUT WHERE DOES CANDY CORN GROW?
SATURDAY! Folks, we’re no longer in Rapid City, Sturgis or even South Dakota. Nope, the 2011 Riding4Beer Part Duh Tour has moved on. Where you ask? Well, it was time to make the second right turn of the trip and head south. That’s right – we’re in Scott’s Bluff, Nebraska! The land of corn, cows, wheat and other farm stuff too!
First off, let’s talk about the ride out of Rapid City, through the Black Hills and into the plains of America. Okay, let’s not talk about it – it was just too exciting to re-live right now. Imagine if you will, riding 200 miles in a perfectly straight line with nothing on either side of the road all the way to the horizon. Kevin actually fell asleep for 15 minutes or so and it didn’t affect the ride at all!
So, now let’s talk about Scott’s Bluff. It’s a pretty small town. The “Welcome to Scott’s Bluff” sign is printed on both sides. But here’s the deal. We found a GREAT motel that recently was purchased and is undergoing room-by-room rehab. We’re first to stay in room number 152 and trust when we say they’ll need new carpet again after we’re done changing the bike’s oil. But get this – the owner gave us free beer when we checked in, said he’ll personally cook us breakfast in the morning and gave us directions to a Grill & Pub to drink ourselves out of our Nebraska minds tonight! Aren’t you glad you asked?....
FOUR GLORIOUS PICS JUST FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE
A clean bike is the sign of a dirty mind - YES! Life is so good their car broke down!
Stacy took this picture while Kevin was sleeping! Our motel - NOT KIDDING! - $17.95 a night!
Thankfully you made it out of Rapid City in one piece! Ok, here's the latest on the chase car you requested. Vagisil won't budge regarding the infomercial. Stacy, I don't blame you. There's no way I'd go on national television and talk about "that!" There is good news, though. When Vagisil backed out, Viagra contacted me. They were willing to let you have a car, but Kevin has to agree to the terms and conditions. They want before and after photos for their ad campaign. The only catch is that your entire body, including your face, has to be in the photos. I told them I'd present it to you. What do you think? (think pace car, pace car...) Come on Kev... be a sport... take one for the Riding4Beer team... Can I tell them yes?
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Cindy- I'm sure that Kevin already has several " head " shots that will work for the press release. Good thing that you are taking care of all of these details so as not to overload our two travelers. Drinking beer takes all of their concentration!
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I do what I can! Pray the photo shoot today went well!
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