WHEN AMERICA WAS BORN DID THOMAS JEFFERSON IMAGINE THIS?

THURSDAY!  It's late but you know how that happens.  You're in a strange town, you go to Hooters (why wouldn't you?), you have a cheap nearby motel room and.....   Okay, so here's the real deal.  We've been in Sacramento for 36 hours, we were born here and that's 35 hours too much!   Well, the last 6 hours at Hooters was GREAT, but that doesn't count.  The rest of the time we were begging our relatives for money, and quite honestly, there's not a lot of cash floating around in their trailer parks.

Folks, tomorrow (or today depending on when you're reading this) we"re on the road out of this "Sacramento place" where dreams come to die.  Okay, it is the "city of trees" but who the f*ck cares about Red Dutch Maples?  We only care about .....  (oh, like you don't care about that?).  Look, we came to our birthplace, we visited our kin (and asked for money) and now it's time to leave.

But wait!  Is that what life is all about?  A few minutes with a distant relative explaining your bogus investment idea that involves German Shepards and Latex?  Okay, maybe your life isn't like that, but we sold almost 10,000 shares of stock in our soon to be formed corporation that.....well.....er....ah.....it's not really a corporation and....er...ah....  Folks, the 2011 Riding4Beer Part Duh Tour is heading out of town at first light...

                                         PICS - THERE ARE ALWAYS PICS  - LOOK AT 'EM!

      
      Stacy only had 4 double beers to start the night!                  While Kevin occupied himself in another way!

     
Stacy became "good" friends with the manager.      Kevin....Really?   How much did you drink?


 

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  • 8/5/2011 4:29 AM ron and wendy wrote:
    OK guys- its pretty obvious to all of us loyal readers that the next tour should be a trip to all of the Hooters in America. You could call it  "Riding 4 Beer 2 Boobs looking for Hooters".  Just  a thought...

    Keep smiling and have fun!
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    1. 8/6/2011 9:13 AM Jessica wrote:
      Thanks! A great idea, Ron!
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  • 8/8/2011 3:59 PM djflash wrote:
    You all are having way 2 much fun, Im jeliousiseeeee!  Have fun and drink up...........
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