ALCOHOL MAY NOT SOLVE ANY PROBLEMS - BUT NEITHER DOES MILK!
MONDAY! It’s the day before the morning after the night before! Huh? Folks, TOMORROW is the beginning of the 2011 Riding4Beer Part Duh Tour! That’s right, sometime in the wee hours of the morning (or more likely whenever we wake up hung over), we’re climbing on the Harley and heading north. Somewhere before Canada we’re gonna turn east, and then somewhere before the Great Lakes we’ll turn south, and then finally west to head back to Palm Springs.
Along the way there’s certain to be deviations – after all, we are deviates! - and there’ll be stops in places to visit relatives (and ask for money). Oh yeah, and we’ll be in Sturgis for the annual rally, but that’s still weeks away. Every day we promise to post stories and pictures so you can pretend that you’re as f’d up as we are! You’ll want to log in here EVERYDAY (yes, we’re yelling!) so ythat you don’t miss a single arrest, or sleazy motel encounter. Also, be part of the tour – POST COMMENTS for all to see and read. Don’t be shy, make up a name and email address (we do) and post how you really feel!
In the meantime, we’ve been busy getting everything in order for this 5,000 mile junket. Cleaning and drinking, and sewing and drinking, and packing and drinking and… did we mention drinking? Anyway, we’re beyond the point where anything matters. If we’ve forgotten something (like Kevin’s diaphragm), or there’s something we’ve left undone in Palm Springs (like Stacy’s appointment for hair plugs) then it’s just gonna have to wait. Tomorrow is the day and you’re all invited along on the 2011 Riding4Beer Part Duh Tour!....
PICS BABY! PICS!
Stacy has been sewing everything for the tour! She made Kevin all new thongs to wear!
Don't forget your airsick bags as you will be riding in altitudes that your not used to! My heart is all a flutter as we wait anxiously for the trip to begin!!!
Ron and Wendy
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Happy trails folks. We'll be following your every adventure. Hopefully the weather can cool down once we get rid of you.
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Good news! The Vagisil people called back and said they were totally on board with you using their car! It's available for as long as you need it. There's only one condition... Kevin, you have to wear the t-shirts they provide. Of course, I took the liberty of telling them that wouldn't be a problem, so they're having them made right now! What's the catch, you ask? Well, the color isn't very complimentary ... kind of a greenish yellow... What's on it? Well... their new slogan, of course. What's the slogan? Now remember, I told them this WOULD NOT be a problem... Ok, here it goes... "Vagisil... because not everyone likes guacamole on their taco".
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Hey did I miss the word Budweiser in the paragraph? I see references to drinking but not The word BUDWEISER!! DID I SAY THAT LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOUR SPONSER- BUDWEISER!
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HEY YOU TWO. I'M NOT YELLING, I JUST CAN'T TYPE. I'M HEADING OUT OF P.S. FRIDAY MORNING FOR STURGIS. I'M SO GLAD I READ YOUR BLOG BECAUSE I'LL BE HEADING NORTH TO YELLOWSTONE. AT THAT POINT I WAS GOING TO MAKE THREE LEFT TURNS NOT THREE RIGHT TURNS. WHEW! JUST THINK, I WOULD HAVE ENDED UP IN HAWAII OR SOME OTHER NASTY SLUM. ANYHOW I HOPE TO RUN INTO YOU IN STURGIS. I'LL BE STAYING AT THE CHIEF IN CUSTER. FAR AWAY FROM THOSE NASTY BIKERS. P.S.- GIRL THOSE HAIR PLUGS LOOK GREAT. C-YA
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HEY KEVIN, ONE MORE THING. MY EX MADE ME A PAIR OF THOSE THONGS ALSO. BUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE A TAG. I DIDN'T KNOW WHICH WAS THE FRONT SO I THRU THEM AWAY. HEY, GOOD LUCK WITH THOSE. YUP. ALL RIGHTY THEN.
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