TUESDAY!   Has everyone recovered from eating too many hotdogs and drinking too much beer at some backyard Independence Day barbecue?   Well, we didn't get a barbecue here in China, but we're still recovering.  Last night was the last "OFFICIAL" night in Beijing for the Riding4Beer® 2011 China Tour - BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S OVER! - Far from it!  Folks, we've just moved on from the city center to some dive "business hotel" (code word for, "rent rooms by the hour - I love you long time!") out near the airport.  Yes, we have to get on a plane tomorrow morning and head west back to the land of Facebook, ObamaCare and Waffle House.  But there's still plenty of action happening here on this website EVERYDAY!

Okay, so last night we set ourselves up in a bar down a dark "hutong" (that means "alley" to you roundeyes!") for an impromptu going-away party.  And boy did that party start going away from us.  The excitement started when Kevin hijacked a bicycle load of blowup sex dolls (NOT KIDDING and ALREADY BLOWN UP!).  He was quickly chased down by a Beijing police officer and detained for questioning.  However, Stacy (known for her negotiating skills) cut a MAJOR deal with the cop and EVERYONE ended up happy.  She paid him 50 Yuan (waaaay too much) to "rent" his daughter and niece for a couple of hours and it all worked out fine.  Kevin was released into the arms of the daughter and niece, the cop made some pocket change and Stacy, well... she got to supervise, operate the battery powered devices and tie all the knots in the leather restraints.   WIN-WIN-WIN!

Folks, now you know why we moved on to a "business hotel" by the airport.  Our hostel was pretty pissed about the holes we drilled in the headboard of the bed and they'll probably never get those stains off the wall without repainting.  Anyway, we're now staying at the "Beijing Aulympic Hotel" (NOT KIDDING - Google it spelled that way!) where for $20 bucks a night the headboard already has pre-drilled holes for thigh cuffs and the walls come pre-stained.  We're paying for convenience and location, baby!  Now where is that daughter and niece when we need them!

                               4 PICS AND VIDEO - YOU GOTTA LOVE "BUSINESS HOTEL" INTERNET!

       
      It all started with Kevin hijacking the bicycle!               This is just before the handcuffs came out - COMMIE!

      
Of course he's smiling - his hand is on Stacy's .....        D aughter & niece - wild when her glasses come off!

   EARLIER IN THE DAY STACY JOINED THE RED GUARD UNTIL SHE WAS CAUGHT AT IT! - click & enjoy!