REALLY? THE U.S. STATE DEPARTMENT? REALLY?
WEDNESDAY! So here's how it works. We've been wandering around (terrorizing) China the past several weeks and suddenly the United States State Department has taken an interest in us!. Apparently using a Swedish "mirror" site (ala WikiLeaks) to get posts outta here has got the attention of Homeland Security - yes the same people in black stretch pants earning minimum wage that hassle you at airports!
Folks, we're riding around Yangshou in a trailer pulled by a motorcycle (NOT KIDDING) minding our own business and suddenly these three guys (stinking Americans!) accost us in the marketplace and they f'ing know our names! Let's just say they started out as State Department bullies and ended up as drinking buddies! After we refused to show them our passports (they aren't Communist Chinese officials, are they?), we offered to buy them some "local" beer (sorry Budweiser - we had to do it - 12% alcohol!). Anyway, they quickly saw our side of the story!
So, after a few (20+) beers, they saw the wisdom of our ways and agreed to put the Riding4Beer 2011 China Tour on their "approved" website list! Folks, we're not talking' Good Houskeeping, or even Consumer Reports here! We're talking' U.S. F'ing State Department APPROVED! Take that Hillary! Okay, maybe they lied about being with the State Department, but maybe we lied about not having any sexually transmitted diseases! Stay tuned........
4 PICS - LIVE WITH IT- THE INTERNET SUCKS HERE!
50 Cents - NOT KIDDING - but man what a ride! The view from our $9 room - Take that Econolodge!
Here's where the State Department nabbed us! No Really! They had ID's! (bought in Hong Kong!)
OK, first off, Stacy looks way to happy with the three guys-where are you Kevin???
I am thinking she ditched you so she could have your suitcase space. What exactly are those large green hills and did you encounter any of them???
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Is that Chinese BUD that you are drinking ?
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Sounds like you two are havIng too much fun staying in the boonies. Crazies. lol.
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This website is pretty cool. And my boyfriend is in one of your pics! Awesome.
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Kevin and Stacy,
I am jealous. I want to go to a foreign country, get drunk, take pictures with hookers (under age ones no less), drink beer, stay in hotels fleas will not visit, get drunk on beer, climb stairs for no apparent F*&@ing reason, drink beer, buy porn, drink beer while buying porn, take a train ride with 200,000 of my favorite short friends, drink beer, get arrested by police for drinking beer, get nabbed by the State Department, take them out to drink beer, then... Where do I sign up?
One more thing. Do I get to drink beer on this tour? Have more fun and beer you two!
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