FRY-DAY!  Hello again from Jingdezhen, China – temporary and maybe permanent headquarters of the Riding4Beer 2011 China Tour.  After spending hours (5 actually!) arguing with ticket agents in, of all things, Mandarin Chinese, we can’t seem to get train tickets out of here!  China may run the largest railway system in the world, but these Mao loving folks just can’t seem to hook us up with train tickets to anywhere!  We’ll be back at it again today and hopefully overnight they either learned to speak English like they should have all along, or we piss them off enough to just put us on a train – ANY TRAIN!

Sooooo, since we’re stuck in Jingdezhen for awhile, and since we now have stress tension in our lower backs (and in our ……), we figured why not make the best of it and enjoy what China is known for – MASSAGES (with happy ending for just 10 yuan extra, sailor!).  The code word for a massage that is one of “those” massages is “medical!”  Oh yeah, Baby – we’re talking a Chinese Medical Massage given by a licensed professional.  Okay, maybe not licensed and maybe not professional, but definitely a stress reliever!

Look, when life gives you lemons, we say, “sell ‘em and use the money to buy internet porn, or its real life substitute!”  There’s no reason to cry and whine - although Kevin paid his masseuse extra to make him do just that!  Folks, we’ll keep you updated on our progress getting train tickets, but now it doesn’t seem so urgent.  Oh, and if you have ANY ideas, suggestions or comments, be sure to post them below – trust us, we’ll read and consider them carefully – right after our next “medical baby oil and  jasmine soap bubble massage…

                                         NO TRAIN TICKETS FOR US - BUT 4 PICS FOR YOU FINE FOLK!

      
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