CHINA IS JUST LIKE THE UNITED STATES - ONLY DIFFERENT!
SATURDAY! "Welcome to China, Joe! You American, Joe? You know Michael Jordan? You want Happy Time with my sister? - she virgin!" Folks, that was just the greeting in McDonald's this morning from the girl at the counter - and believe it or not, all we wanted was coffee! Well okay, we wanted "Happy TIme" with her sister too, but we hadn't bought any elk antler yet. Elk antler? Oh yeah! Here in China, instead of those fun little blue pills, you swallow some powdered elk antler in your tea and it's HAPPY TIME for everybody!
Folks, all week long the Chinese work and toil and never smile. They ride bicycles and they rush about taking care of business. But when the weekend comes, everyone is interested in a different kind of business - monkey business! Let's just say, that we really like China, but we REALLY LOVE the weekends! Even at the drugstore, next to the Ace bandages and Tylenol, they sell battery operated devices that in America you only see in ammonia smelling shops with sticky floors and names like, "Adult SuperStore."
So here's the deal. We're not sure if the elk antler lasts up to 36 hours, or if something else lasts for more than 4 hours we should call a doctor, but we're gonna give it try. Come on, what's the worst that could happen ? (Famous last words!). Besides, tomorrow is Sunday and we plan on leaving Shanghai for God knows where (we'll figure that out after about 20 beers tonight), so if the whole "elk antler - virgin sister" thing doesn't work out, we'll be hundreds of miles away. Seriously, what would you do?
FOUR PICS AND A VIDEO - YUP! MOVING PICTURES WITH SOUND!
Lined up for Elk Antler Powder - Chinese Viagra! Hummer ? - Kevin's not thinking about the car!
Cutting the deal for the sister. THE SISTER!
VIDEO FOLKS! Crank your audio and click on the arrow - Video fro China, Baby!
We shot this at about 8:30am Friday morning in front of an office building. People that work there, that don't even know one another, start their work day by dancing for a few minutes - Is this a GREAT country or what?
Folks, all week long the Chinese work and toil and never smile. They ride bicycles and they rush about taking care of business. But when the weekend comes, everyone is interested in a different kind of business - monkey business! Let's just say, that we really like China, but we REALLY LOVE the weekends! Even at the drugstore, next to the Ace bandages and Tylenol, they sell battery operated devices that in America you only see in ammonia smelling shops with sticky floors and names like, "Adult SuperStore."
So here's the deal. We're not sure if the elk antler lasts up to 36 hours, or if something else lasts for more than 4 hours we should call a doctor, but we're gonna give it try. Come on, what's the worst that could happen ? (Famous last words!). Besides, tomorrow is Sunday and we plan on leaving Shanghai for God knows where (we'll figure that out after about 20 beers tonight), so if the whole "elk antler - virgin sister" thing doesn't work out, we'll be hundreds of miles away. Seriously, what would you do?
FOUR PICS AND A VIDEO - YUP! MOVING PICTURES WITH SOUND!
Lined up for Elk Antler Powder - Chinese Viagra! Hummer ? - Kevin's not thinking about the car!
Cutting the deal for the sister. THE SISTER!
VIDEO FOLKS! Crank your audio and click on the arrow - Video fro China, Baby!
We shot this at about 8:30am Friday morning in front of an office building. People that work there, that don't even know one another, start their work day by dancing for a few minutes - Is this a GREAT country or what?
Synonyms... men, hummer, wet... hmmmm... Did Kevin die and go to Kevin Heaven? I do believe so! Hey! Why don't we see Kevin & Stacy in the "Dancing with the Chinese" video? Come on now!
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FUNNY THE PIC OF THE FOOD. ONE MINUTE ALIVE - THE NEXT, DINNER!
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HAHA is that a video of a flash Mob?
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You crazy kids are having a blast! Bring me back some chicken heads!!!!
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