TUESDAY!   BLAST OFF!  This is it!  The day has come and we are on our way.  The 2011 Riding4Beer China Tour has begun - REALLY!  All the hype, all the build up, all the press coverage and it's finally underway - and just in f'ing time!   Folks, we're getting out of town, out of the country - okay, out of the continent  and out of the hemisphere - just ahead of a bunch of rabid jackals!

Forget about our parole officer (bastard didn't even get us a Memorial Day present!!), forget about all the letters from the Free Clinic (those tests do have a 1% false positive after all!) and forget about that gal that lives in space 41 here in the trailer park (she showed us ID that she's over 18, REALLY!).  The bill collectors are circling like vultures coming off the South Beach Diet and the process servers are slinking in the bushes like snakes on a plane!  China is the answer!

So here's the question.  Will you be following our path of lifelong destruction all across the Far East?  After this post we'll try to get another one up (yes, pun intended!) either in Dallas or Chicago tomorrow before hitting the plane for Shanghai - look we know that Dallas and Chicago are the wrong direction but the tickets were free (God bless American Airlines!).  After that it'll be late Thursday in America by the time we make it to China, bust into some Commie's internet and get the first post up from the land of General Tso's Chicken.  Keep watchin' folks, the 2011 Riding4Beer China Tour is about to get REALLY interesting and you won't wanna miss a day!

                                                                          FOUR PICS - HERE WE GO!

                    
 The bills, subpoenas and lab results - TOO MUCH!                  Goodbye REAL American Chinese Food!

           
      We tried to slip out under cover of darkness!            One last time - we swear she said she was 18!