T-1 DAY and COUNTING!
MONDAY - THE DAY BEFORE! That's right folks! Today, Monday, Memorial Day, May 30, is "BEGINNING EVE!" The Riding4Beer 2011 China Tour begins tomorrow at around 11 am Pacific Time. We say "Pacific Time" for two reasons: 1) Many of our readers are in different time zones throughout the world and we know you'll want to coordinate your watches, and 2) When we're in China we'll be on their standard time which is 15 hours ahead of Pacific Time and 18 hours ahead of Eastern Time so you'll need to adjust your expectations of when posts appear here accordingly - not our fault!
Speaking of adjustments, there are a few that we're all going to have to make during the Riding4Beer 2011 China Tour. First is the time zone issue which was already explained in perfect detail if we do say so ourselves - and we do. Second, if you're following us on FaceBook - STOP! Facebook is blocked in most of China, and even though we tried to set up a mirror site in Denmark to avoid the block, the f'ing Homeland Security Department shut us down thanks to WikiLeaks! The only place you'll be able to follow our international diplomatic incidents is right here on Riding4Beer.com every day.
For those of you (besides our parole officer) that know our cell phone number, texting won't work because we refuse to pay those money hungry bastards at Verizon a month's worth of Public Assistance to have roaming capability in China. However, you can always write comments at the bottom these posts and we read them in private offline before deciding if they should be public, so PLEASE write anything you want - but remember, our aunt reads this and she'll kick the sh-t out of your f'ing a-s if you use profanity! Finally, if you feel the need to talk to us, our cellphone will be on forwarding to a Skype account so you can call toll free, leave a message and when we get the computer online (usually every day somewhere sometime) we can retrieve your message and call you back in the middle of the night to wake you up - remember the time difference? Folks, tomorrow is the the day - we know you're excited but try to contain it just 24 more hours - we're trying too....
SORRY - NO PICS TODAY - THE CAMERAS ARE ALREADY PACKED!
Just had to check this out to see if I'm doing it right. I wouldn't wanna miss commenting on your China escapades!
P.S. could you guys put spell check on here for me? - LOL
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Well once again the Governator has kicked you guys out of his state. Running to the other side of the world to escape charges will not solve anything. Confess now! We will be watching you as you try to make amends for your life of crime. Be safe, travel light and always carry a beer with you!!
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Cheah! Have fun! Drink plenty of beer, get into many shananigans, and bring me back some Chinese money!
Later Kev, can I call you Kev, Kev?
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Hey have a good time! Please keep our numbers close - we have passports and with your excellent reputation, I am sure the Chinese goverment would happily allow us to join you (in jail)!
Be safe!
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