FRIDAY!  SCREAM IT!   And it's not just any Friday either - it's Labor Day weekend Friday!  Speaking of Labor Day, why do they have a holiday to honor women having babies?  Why didn't they just call it "Childbirth Day?"  Those a--holes at Hallmark haven't got a clue!  But really, do any of us care what the reason is for a three day weekend?  That's a rhetorical question - no need to email us on that one - we know the answer!

So here's the deal.  We heard that a lot of guys were getting those vasectomy things so they didn't need to buy Viagra anymore (???).  We're not sure how that all works, but it seemed like a good idea so we went shopping for one on the internet.  Well, it turns out that you're supposed to see a doctor, so off Kevin went to the Free Clinic where they showed him a film that scared the living sh-t out of him and that pretty much killed the deal right there.  But then, riding the bus home, we saw a billboard with instructions on how to do it yourself!

Well, we hopped off at Sam's club, picked up some Depends (for after the procedure) and headed right home to get started.  You know, you don't really need a medical degree or scalpel or any of that stuff if you just have a well equipped shop in your garage.  Everything you need you probably already bought at Home Depot.  Anyway, let's just say that it all worked out just fine, but Kevin still chews those little blues pills like Sweet Tarts.  Oh, and by the way, after four hours there's no way we're calling a doctor!

                                                                   THAT'S RIGHT!  - PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE!

    
        After this and the movie - Kevin was LONG GONE!                 Kevin was disappointed they didn't come in a thong!

     
  You don't need a doctor - you don't even need a scalpel!              Everything you need you can get at Home Depot!