OH WOW!  How long have we been sleeping?   Okay, maybe we weren't sleeping all this time, but there's really not much else to do when you're in county lockup!  Beside, the internet access is SEVERELY limited in jail and we couldn't do much more than surf porn sites and send out Nigerian email letters.  BUT NOW WE'RE OUT (pending appeal by the District Attorneys in three states) and Riding4Beer is back online better than ever.

So, in the meantime, how the hell have you all (ya'll) been doing?  We've actually been quite busy and have lined up a whole bunch of fun adventures and a board room full of new sponsors!  Can you say "Hilton Hotels?"  Can you say "McDonalds?"  Can you say "CocaCola?"  Well, STOP SAYING those things because those greedy bastards aren't our sponsors.   Nope, we actually still are proud to have Budweiser (the "King of Beers!") as our international sponsor and Hooters and Waffle House and Texas Roadhouse and Little Debbie Cakes as our regional sponsors.  Folks, our toal payments from all of them combined just this last month were more than we get with five different social security numbers on public assistance!  Life is good.

Anyway, let's just say that we're glad to be back, we're glad you're back and we're glad to be preparing for the next Riding4Beer event coming up in just a few weeks.  LAS VEGAS, BABY!  Say  it loud and proud - VEGAS!  That's right, we'll be at the Las Vegas Bike Fest starting September 30 and we're already reviewing the Nevada felony statutes.  We'll be staying at the Sahara Hotel in the "Secretary of Agriculture Suite" (thank you Budweiser!), so stop by and make sure you bring some beer and nachos!  In the meantime, you can follow all of our preparations right here everyday and also get brief updates on FaceBook (OH YEAH - We're with it! baby!) at: 

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                                           HERE'S HOW WE SPENT OUR SUMMER VACATION - IN NEW ORLEANS!

    
              Kevin got crabs while in New Orleans!                                          Stacy got her legs waxed - IN A BAR!

    
We don't know these people and they drank Brand X! beer!           Later, Kevin showed his you know what for beads!

            
Kevin did get a job on Bourbon Street three nights a week!          And, Stacy got arrested again for public lewdness!