SUNDAY!  WE MADE IT!  Yup, we're finally home safe and sound in Palm Springs.  It was about a 2,500 mile drive bringing that truck from Louisiana - and it was F'ING COLD!  Why do any of those people live their small unimportant lives in cold weather?  We live our small and unimportant lives in warm weather - IT'S 78 DEGREES here in Palm Springs today!  It sucks to be us, huh?

So here's the recap of the trip bringing that Penske Brand-X truck to California.  We use "Brand-X" so you don't know the company since we're in negotiations with U-Haul for a sponsorship.   Anyway,  there was some sort of governor or regulator on the engine that limited our speed to 75 MPH.  You may not know this, but in west Texas the speed limit is 80 MPH.  It took a bit of fiddling with the wires, but we finally got it disconnected and then nobody passed us!  Driving, unlike sex, is all about speed.

The good news is that we saved a ton of money by sleeping in the back of the truck.  We also cooked there and watched TV there.  It was like our own little RV!  We'd just pull up in Walmart parking lot, run an extension cord to any outlet we could find and it was just like being in a KOA!  You know, we really are blessed to live in America.  You just don't see this sort of sh_t in Red Square!  Folks, it's good to be home, it's good to sleep in a bed (sofa-sleeper) and it's good to have a few beers to celebrate another landing we can walk away from...

      
   Removing that speed governor was no problem at all!                      Why stay at a motel when you can have this!