REMEMBER, THREE PEOPLE CAN KEEP A SECRET IF TWO OF THEM ARE DEAD!
TUESDAY! GREETINGS from the Riding4Beer Winter Wonderland Tour (sponsored by those fine folks at Budweiser). We started the day in Houston, Texas but we ended the day in San Antonio. Yeah, yeah, the Alamo, the Riverwalk, Hill Country - we know all about that sh_t. We didn't bring the Penske truck here for that tourist B.S. We're here for a free place to sleep - and because Interstate 10 runs through San Antonio.
Our good friends Ramon & Gloria live here and they said we could sleep on their couch if we let them use the Penske truck to move some crap from their garage. Look, we know it's a brand new truck, and we know we're supposed to be delivering it to California, but it's not like Roger Penske is watching us every f'ing minute. Besides, even if he is watching, what's he gonna do? Come to San Antonio and kick our asses?
Folks, this is one sweet deal. We not only get the truck and gasoline for free, they pay us $25 a day for expenses to deliver it across the country. Now our daily costs can run a bit higher than that, but since we've been sleeping in the back we have a few day's cash saved up. Tonight it was time to cut loose, have a little Thai food (San Antonio has better Pad Thai than Bangkok!) and drink a few beers. Okay, more than a few beers - what do you care? Are you Roger Penske?.....
The day began with us getting out of bed! HEY! We're part of the Penske family!
There's no better place for Thai food than in Texas! Kevin thinks they're fake - He said they feel like stone!
Our good friends Ramon & Gloria live here and they said we could sleep on their couch if we let them use the Penske truck to move some crap from their garage. Look, we know it's a brand new truck, and we know we're supposed to be delivering it to California, but it's not like Roger Penske is watching us every f'ing minute. Besides, even if he is watching, what's he gonna do? Come to San Antonio and kick our asses?
Folks, this is one sweet deal. We not only get the truck and gasoline for free, they pay us $25 a day for expenses to deliver it across the country. Now our daily costs can run a bit higher than that, but since we've been sleeping in the back we have a few day's cash saved up. Tonight it was time to cut loose, have a little Thai food (San Antonio has better Pad Thai than Bangkok!) and drink a few beers. Okay, more than a few beers - what do you care? Are you Roger Penske?.....
The day began with us getting out of bed! HEY! We're part of the Penske family!
There's no better place for Thai food than in Texas! Kevin thinks they're fake - He said they feel like stone!
I think Stacy modeled for the statue's stone!!!!
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Everyone needs a theme song - here is our suggestion (to the tune "The Beverly HillBillies").
"There once was con-man named Kev; poor grifter barely kept his family fed. Then one day he was shoot'n at some food; when up from the ground came a bubbiling booz. Beer that is! Budwiser gold! King of Beers! So the first thing you know o' Kev's a partier; the kin folk said " Pass the keg over here!" Tired of sharing all of his booz; he loaded up a truck and left while they snoozed! Truckin" Baby! Comfort ride! Air conditioning!"
Sound track available upon request!
Keep smiling and have fun!
Wendy and Ron
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