THE ROAD CALLS - BUT OUR KIDS NEVER DO!
SUNDAY! This is it - the last day in New Orleans for the Riding4Beer Winder Wonderland Tour (sponsored by "the King of Beers" - BUDWEISER!). And even though we're finally leaving the Big Easy (just ahead of our court hearing on pimping & pandering charges), we're nowhere near finished with the tour. There's still thousands of miles to go and tomorrow we hit the road. Exciting, huh?
Okay, now you all know that our normal tour transportation is a Harley Davidson, but have ya checked the weather outside? It's f'ing FREEZING! No bike for us this time. But folks, we have something that should be just a fun - and definitely with more opportunity for trouble - A 20ft Penske Truck! Oh yeah baby, we signed on to drive it one-way from Louisiana to California. God knows why they accepted us in their program, but the truck is free, they pay for gas and we have 10 days to get it there! NOT KIDDING!
Tomorrow morning we become long-haul truckers! We found a website (when not looking at internet porn) where you can sign up to deliver cars and trucks across the country and this is what we were assigned. We were hoping for a Ferrari, or at least a Volvo station wagon (the safest car in the world!), but we got a 20ft commercial step-van! What they don't realize is that we definitely have plans for the cargo area - like sleeping in it! We also have other plans, but we'll have to find just the right Hooters waitress for those. In the meantime, we had a going-away party last night here in New Orleans and our next post tomorrow will be onthe road from...

The crowd waiting for the Riding4Beer going-away party! Jamie & Jenny were lucky to get seats at the party!

Sandra & John can't believe we're playing strip poker! Hey! When you loose at strip poker you have to pay!
Okay, now you all know that our normal tour transportation is a Harley Davidson, but have ya checked the weather outside? It's f'ing FREEZING! No bike for us this time. But folks, we have something that should be just a fun - and definitely with more opportunity for trouble - A 20ft Penske Truck! Oh yeah baby, we signed on to drive it one-way from Louisiana to California. God knows why they accepted us in their program, but the truck is free, they pay for gas and we have 10 days to get it there! NOT KIDDING!
Tomorrow morning we become long-haul truckers! We found a website (when not looking at internet porn) where you can sign up to deliver cars and trucks across the country and this is what we were assigned. We were hoping for a Ferrari, or at least a Volvo station wagon (the safest car in the world!), but we got a 20ft commercial step-van! What they don't realize is that we definitely have plans for the cargo area - like sleeping in it! We also have other plans, but we'll have to find just the right Hooters waitress for those. In the meantime, we had a going-away party last night here in New Orleans and our next post tomorrow will be onthe road from...
The crowd waiting for the Riding4Beer going-away party! Jamie & Jenny were lucky to get seats at the party!
Sandra & John can't believe we're playing strip poker! Hey! When you loose at strip poker you have to pay!

Isn't anyone going to stop them and check what's leaving New Orleans in the back of that truck? There won't be a beer or condom left in the city! Keep smiling and have fun!
Wendy and Ron
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