SATURDAY!  Let's see, It's after New Year's Eve, it's After New Year's Day, we're still in New Orleans and we're still alive - sorta!  Folks, we sincerely hope you had a GREAT New Year's because we think we did!  Actually, we remember parts of it and other parts we've been able to reconstruct from photograhs on our camera and police reports.  Thank God somebody was taking notes!

Let's see - it all started with a walk down Bourbon Street.  Okay, walk is not really the operative verb.  It was more like a "squeeze" down Bourbon Street.  We think we had sex with fifty or sixty different people in just a few blocks and we never took off our clothes and we didn't know any them.  Honestly (and you know we ALWAYS tell the truth), it was as crowded as during Mardi Gras.  Warm, drunk  people everywhere!  Can it get any better?

Anyway, we settled into our regular stools at the world famous Boondock-Saint Bar and the evening just sorta took over after that.  People came in, people left, beer was served (Budweiser, of course!) and, and, and...  Look, we know that many of you just watched network TV at home drinking some cheap ass wine while your snot-nosed kids ran wild around your sub-prime loan financed tract home - but hey, not everybody can get arrested - TWICE - in New Orleans in one night.  Somebody has to do it and we enjoyed the full body cavity searches by the police so much we're gonna try again tonight...

      
           Bourbon Street at 7pm on New Year's Eve!                    Remember, the key to higher education is research!

      
This picture is for all of you that request "more of Stacy!"           This picture was used by the D.A. as evidence!

      
               It's a whole new way to play air guitar!                    If they didn't drink all night with Stacy they would have won!