DRINKING IS OUR EXCUSE FOR DROPPING OUT OF JUNIOR HIGH!
TUESDAY! Hey, how long have we been sleeping? It seems like just yesterday we were out drinking and watching Monday Night Football. Oh yeah, we were! We settled into the world famous Chartres House Bar (not our sponsor - cheapskates!) here in the French Quarter of New Orleans and began ordering ice cold Budweisers (they are our sponsor - YEAH!) like prohibition was a week away (it's not - don't worry!). Anyway, we remember there was football on the TV, and we remember someone yelling, "...you assholes have to pay - get back here!," but we really don't remember much else.
Folks, we're about a two weeks into the Riding4Beer Winter Wonderland Tour (sponsored by the folks who's checks never bounce - BUDWEISER!) and our livers probably will need dry cleaning before it all comes to an inglorious end in about a month. Yes, we're still in New Orleans, and yes we know it's supposed to be a tour, but what's wrong with touring all the bars in the French Quarter before we move on? We'll hit the road soon (like after the weekend after New Years, after New Years Eve, after tomorrow), and if you thought it couldn't get any crazier than New Orleans, just wait!
We've signed on as "one-way" drivers to deliver a truck cross country to California. NOT KIDDING! Starting next week, we are getting paid to drive an empty Penske Delivery Truck from Baton Rouge, Louisiana all the way to Banning, California. Just think about it. We'll be navigating our way in a brand new 16 foot step-van 2,700 miles across the southwest - and we have 10 days to do it! And they're paying us! And we're also getting regular checks from Budweiser at the same time! Folks, it's the Riding4Beer Winter Wonderland Tour (sponsored by Budweiser, but with Penske closing in fast!) and every day you'll see us outdoing ourselves to achieve new lows in humanity right here! In the meantime, we need to go back to the Chartres House Bar and see if some tourist's VISA card we "found" (in his wallet) will clear last night's tab and maybe - just maybe - buy us a few more beers...
Stacy & her friend, Cliff, discuss the classics and ...... Shocking as it seems, they left together for about an hour!
It turns out that Cliff's house was a block away - assh_ole! Stacy's motto - "one good squeezer deserves a beer!"
Folks, we're about a two weeks into the Riding4Beer Winter Wonderland Tour (sponsored by the folks who's checks never bounce - BUDWEISER!) and our livers probably will need dry cleaning before it all comes to an inglorious end in about a month. Yes, we're still in New Orleans, and yes we know it's supposed to be a tour, but what's wrong with touring all the bars in the French Quarter before we move on? We'll hit the road soon (like after the weekend after New Years, after New Years Eve, after tomorrow), and if you thought it couldn't get any crazier than New Orleans, just wait!
We've signed on as "one-way" drivers to deliver a truck cross country to California. NOT KIDDING! Starting next week, we are getting paid to drive an empty Penske Delivery Truck from Baton Rouge, Louisiana all the way to Banning, California. Just think about it. We'll be navigating our way in a brand new 16 foot step-van 2,700 miles across the southwest - and we have 10 days to do it! And they're paying us! And we're also getting regular checks from Budweiser at the same time! Folks, it's the Riding4Beer Winter Wonderland Tour (sponsored by Budweiser, but with Penske closing in fast!) and every day you'll see us outdoing ourselves to achieve new lows in humanity right here! In the meantime, we need to go back to the Chartres House Bar and see if some tourist's VISA card we "found" (in his wallet) will clear last night's tab and maybe - just maybe - buy us a few more beers...
Stacy & her friend, Cliff, discuss the classics and ...... Shocking as it seems, they left together for about an hour!
It turns out that Cliff's house was a block away - assh_ole! Stacy's motto - "one good squeezer deserves a beer!"
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