AND SO ANOTHER LONG SORDID TALE BEGINS!
THURSDAY! Here we go again - it's another Riding4Beer tour and it's sponsored by Budweiser (even though they won't return our calls!). That's right, it's the Riding4Beer Winter Wonderland Tour and there'll be plenty of crap put up here on the web EVERY DAY! Think about it, can your life get any better? Oh yeah baby! We got extensions on all of our court appearances and we don't really care if the process servers or bill collectors ever find us. That's all just paperwork anyway!
So here's the deal - we live in Palm Springs and it's a desert (DUH!). Anyway, it rained there a few days ago - which is total bullsh_t and not the kind of weather we pay high taxes for - so we called up our good old sponsor Budweiser (the "King of Beers"), sweet talked 'em into floating us a little cashola and we're on the move again! We got some last minute, standby, overbooked, internet, discount, frequent flier, tickets on Southwest Airlines (the "public bus" of the air!) and flew to New Orleans. We got here last night, we'll be here for awhile and then it's a drive around the southern U.S., a trip back to California and finally down to Mexico for a week or two.
That's right, we'll be at this until February! Don't you wish you had our lives instead of living on Public Assistance and showing up at your job as a Walmart greeter to pay off your bookie before he breaks your legs? Oh wait minute, that's us! Damn it! We knew we should've finished that correspondence course and gotten our GED's! Anyway, the Riding4Beer Winter Wonderland Tour is underway, we're in New Orleans and you need to check back here everyday in case we need bail. In the meantime, we're off to Bourbon Street to find some 3-for-1 Budweisers and hopefully a down on her luck stripper or two...
Rain in Palm Springs? We want our f'ing money back! Better yet, let's go on tour - it always worked for Michael Jackson!
Oh look! A movie being filmed right here in the French Quarter! Kevin immediately volunteered and got a part as an extra!
So here's the deal - we live in Palm Springs and it's a desert (DUH!). Anyway, it rained there a few days ago - which is total bullsh_t and not the kind of weather we pay high taxes for - so we called up our good old sponsor Budweiser (the "King of Beers"), sweet talked 'em into floating us a little cashola and we're on the move again! We got some last minute, standby, overbooked, internet, discount, frequent flier, tickets on Southwest Airlines (the "public bus" of the air!) and flew to New Orleans. We got here last night, we'll be here for awhile and then it's a drive around the southern U.S., a trip back to California and finally down to Mexico for a week or two.
That's right, we'll be at this until February! Don't you wish you had our lives instead of living on Public Assistance and showing up at your job as a Walmart greeter to pay off your bookie before he breaks your legs? Oh wait minute, that's us! Damn it! We knew we should've finished that correspondence course and gotten our GED's! Anyway, the Riding4Beer Winter Wonderland Tour is underway, we're in New Orleans and you need to check back here everyday in case we need bail. In the meantime, we're off to Bourbon Street to find some 3-for-1 Budweisers and hopefully a down on her luck stripper or two...
Rain in Palm Springs? We want our f'ing money back! Better yet, let's go on tour - it always worked for Michael Jackson!
Oh look! A movie being filmed right here in the French Quarter! Kevin immediately volunteered and got a part as an extra!
GREAT! Kevin in a movie? I'll be sure to add that to my life list of things to do before I die along with wash my car and have an enema!
Have fun on tour you guys!
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What's a matter - Arnold kick you out of his state again? And Kevin is in a movie!?!? With his clothes on???? Does he have a speaking part, or is the hair around his mouth a poor subsitute for an Al Jolson movie! This is better than reality TV! (Well almost)
Keep smiling and have fun!
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