THURSDAY!  FRIDAY EVE!  The weekend is here everybody, and just in time.  Well, it actually started last night for me (Kevin) because Stacy is out of town taking care of some family issues (arrest warrants, unwanted pregnancies, drug addiction, you name it!).  Anyway, since Friday is the weekend and Thursday is Friday Eve, it just made sense that Wednesday is Thursday Eve.  And, since propositional and predicate logic is something I feel strongly about, that conclusion left no recourse for me other than to go out and have a few beers.

Okay, it was Wednesday night and Stacy was 500 miles away dealing with her brother's Oxycodone "problem," but I figured why waste drinking time?  (for those of you without a GED, that's a rhetorical question so it does not require an email response!).  Folks, it turns out that allot of people felt the same way that I did and were out preparing mentally for the coming holiday season.  I visited several bars (because I was thrown out of several bars) and every one was packed!

My intention was to just have a beer or two, drive back to the mobile home, enjoy some Hamburger Helper and watch a little porn on the internet.  As it turned out, I only did have one or two beers (cases), the Palm Springs Police graciously dropped me off at our trailer, our dog had eaten most of the Hamburger Helper and Stacy had set the parental controls on our computer so internet porn was out!  The good news is that with our pirated cable connection I could still watch the "Spice Channel" on TV, there was some leftover tuna casserole from Thanksgiving in the fridge, our 1986 Taurus was safely parked in some bar's parking lot and tonight is Friday Eve!  Did someone say beer?....

      
                   One bar down - but the night is young!                           Our Public Defender reacting to my claim of innocence!

              
      At some point drool seemed to be always present!                          I still wonder why the police drove me home!