WEDNESDAY!  HUMPDAY!  Believe us - you can h_mp in the middle of the week too - it's not just a weekend activity.  Try it!  Anyway, this morning after celebrating Wednesday, Stacy hopped on a plane out of town for a few days.  Apparently there's some B.S. family stuff that needs taking care of somewhere and I'm scared to handle it.  Whatever!  Sooooooo, with Stacy gone, there's plenty of time for..... CROSS DRESSING!

Oh, you betcha!  Look, we all know that Stacy wonders why her clothes are all stretched out of shape, but it's just our little secret, okay?  Admit it!  We ALL enjoy lingerie, so why not wear it rather than looking at it on porn websites?  Besides, Stacy left me without a sitter so why wouldn't I rummage through her dresser?  There's some pretty cool stuff in there, and I'm not just talking about the battery operated sh_t! 

Folks, let's be honest.  We know you look in people's medicine cabinets when you visit their houses (WE DO!).  We know you root through your kids' stuff looking for drugs and porn (our kids were taken away by CPS years ago), so why not look in the ole' dresser drawers when no one's around.  And if something just happens to strike your fancy and might fit?  WHEW!  Look for me tonight in the bars around Palm Springs - I'll be drinking a lot of beer and I'll be wearing.....er....ah....er.....

      
         Stacy at the Palm Springs airport this morning!                                  Kevin back home just 15 minutes later!

      
     Do you think this top will show my boobs too much?                              This glitter lipstick is f'ing AWESOME!