THURSDAY!  HEY EVERYBODY!  It's the weekend!  It's Friday Eve!   Are you ready?  We were born ready!  So here's the deal.  You know we were in New Orleans and you know we may have "accidentally" drank a few beers and "accidentally" eaten some fried food.  And you also know (because we just told you!) the weekend is here, and since we're accident prone, there's only one way to keep our trim God-like figures - THE GYM!

Okay, it's not really a "gym" like with muscle-men and sweat and stuff, but it is a few weight benches and a broken treadmill in back of the office at the Indian Casino (NOT KIDDING!).  And for just a few bucks a month (that we earn selling our free clinic acne meds over at the high school) we're members of a "health club!"  Normally we'd never join a club that would have us as members but in the name of physical fitness we made an exception.

Look, even though we drink light (code word for "pussy") beer, we drink allot!  Our sponsor (Budweiser, the "King of Beers!") loves us because we can double a bar's sales in just a few hours - AND THAT'S WHEN WE'RE DRINKING ALONE!  But those light beers all add up - along with the nachos, hot wings, skins, cheese sticks and onion rings - and that's why we're sweating to the oldies!  Our workout is done for the day but we've only just begun our training.  Now it's time to hydrate - any ideas?...

      
           Running on a treadmill is a GREAT workout!                       Who knew the belt moved!  Kevin nearly fell on his ass!

      
        Don't laugh!  Can you curl 2 pounds three times?                   The bench press with a 3 pound weight is a KILLER!