FRIDAY / SATURDAY (It's a "combo" post - two for one, baby!).  Okay, can you say, "drunk & disorderly?"  Go on, try!  It's not that difficult.  As a matter of fact we know a lot of people that can say it.  Even the Palm Springs Police can say it!  Well, last night we not only said it - we lived it! - along with several other co-conspirators of course!  We remember how the night began (innocent enough) and we definitely remember how it ended (with a call to our bail bondsman), but the in-between part is still being reconstructed via photographic records and eye witness accounts.

We were out quietly having a few beers (BUDWEISER, BABY! - proud sponsor of Riding4Beer!) when we got a text message (on our prepaid, untraceable throw-away cellphone) from some friends at another bar.  They had a small crisis on their hands.  It seems that they "accidentally" ordered too many buckets of beers and needed help drinking them.  Folks, it's just like when your toilet overflows and there's a foot of smelly water on your bathroom floor - you don't get a plunger at Home Depot, you call in professionals.  When we got that text that's just what our friends were doing - calling us in.

Okay, here's where the wheels started coming off the go-cart.  We remember arriving at a scene that can only be described as the apocalypse - but better because there was plenty of beer.  To the best of our recollection, that was about 8pm.  According to the Palm Springs Police phone logs they received a call about 3am.  We're still trying to track down who made that call because we certainly don't remember anyone in good enough shape to dial a phone.  Anyway, it's Saturday now, we're off to make an appearance a Harley dealership (HEY!  It pays $8 bucks an hour and there's free cookies!), meet up with the same group of unlawful detainees from last night at the motorcycle run for the troops and, and, and - in the words of one of our co-felons from last night, "we can neither confirm nor deny..."

      
          Dan proved his may be small, but they're real!                             Lolly & Kevin could neither confirm nor deny...

      
Nick suddenly realized he missed midnight mass again!       Kevin was shocked to hear that Syphilis came from apes