WEDNESDAY - What a difference a day makes - particularly when it's HUMPDAY!  Yesterday Kevin was almost down for the count - elbow swollen like an f'ing grapefruit, temperature higher than a toaster oven, infection ravaging his body (and not the sexually transmitted type for once) - but today?  Hey, it's HUMPDAY, how could anyone be sick enough to miss that?  It's halfway through the week (over the hump), and just the name of the day means we all get to...well....er....you know - H_MP!

Anyway, we figured that since one day on the antibiotics cured him we'd sell the rest and go shopping.  Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know all about the stupid 7-10 day rule about taking all the medication, but we got almost $20 bucks for the rest of pills.  SHOPPING TIME!  Folks, when we have cash like that we're off to the best stores like beavers to a dam (not those kind of beavers you perverts!).  FIrst, we hit the grand opening of Smart & Final.  Not only did they have Budweiser (proud continuing sponsor of Riding4Beer!) on sale, they had free donuts!  After that free breakfast of champions we were off to Walmart!  Laugh all you want, but where else can you get lead painted chew toys for the neighborhood dogs made in China?

Anyway, after cruising the aisles at "America's store" (and getting the cell phone number of some hot Russian twins on vacation from Turkmenistan) we were off to play our favorite game of demented charity.  We headed to the thrift store where we bought the ugliest, sh_ttiest crap they had.  You should have seen the clerks smile when we paid and then bust out laughing when we walked out with our purchase.  They couldn't believe anyone would buy this stained, smelly garbage.  Well, we did, but then we walked around to the back of the store and donated it all back.  HA!  Laugh now you bleeding heart volunteers thinking you ripped us off and got rid of that horrible stuff we wouldn't use to start a campfire in snowstorm.  Hey, we did good, right?  They made some money off of us for whatever their charity is and they still have the stuff to sell to us again!  Of course afterward we went out to celebrate our community spirit with a few beers - a few cases of beers that is...

      
We didn't know they'd deflate if Kevin took the giant donut!         OK, here's how - give us your daughter's phone number!

      
Here's how it works - we buy the ugliest sh_t they have....                ...then we donate it all back - JOKE'S ON THEM!