DON'T CRY BECAUSE IT'S OVER - SMILE BECAUSE IT HAPPENED!
WHAT DAY IS IT? WHERE ARE WE? HA! WE'RE HOME! That's right, after three months and close to 15,000 miles, we're finally back home in Palm Springs! It's sad but true that the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour (sponsored by Budweiser) has finally ended. It was truly an crazy odyssey that all of you shared with us as we wandered around the United States on our Harley. THE LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER!
BUT IT'S NOT! Oh, NO, NO, NO! This is just the beginning. The ride may have ended, but Riding4Beer is a bigger and stronger community than ever - THANKS TO ALL OF YOU! Hillary Clinton (that b_tch!) was right about one thing - "... it takes a village!" And now the Riding4Beer village is sweeping America. In spite of the restraining orders and death threats, the posts will continue and we'll all share in the craziness that exists everyday, everywhere.
In the coming days we'll put some interesting stuff here on the website. Things like the vital statistics of the tour (like gallons of gas used, gallons of beer consumed, etc.) in case you're ever declared mentality incompetent like us and want to do something similar. We'll also post a list the "best" and the "worst" in America - you know, "best roads," worst squeezers," etc. And we'll also post pics and stories about all the GREAT people that helped us pull this off - and a few pics and stories about the assh_oles that were...well....assh_oles! (you know who you are!). But most of all, we'll continue posting stories about everyday life that just seems to get stranger every day. In meantime, let's all lay back on our sofa-sleepers, open a cold beer (or a 12-pak) and pat ourselves on back for making it through this totally crazy summer alive - and with no more felony (convictions) than we started with...
The final offramp - no need to look for a motel! The air temp reads 115 degrees - it's good to be home!
How can the Post Office lose money with all this sh_t? Home in time for Kevin to meet with his parole officer!
BUT IT'S NOT! Oh, NO, NO, NO! This is just the beginning. The ride may have ended, but Riding4Beer is a bigger and stronger community than ever - THANKS TO ALL OF YOU! Hillary Clinton (that b_tch!) was right about one thing - "... it takes a village!" And now the Riding4Beer village is sweeping America. In spite of the restraining orders and death threats, the posts will continue and we'll all share in the craziness that exists everyday, everywhere.
In the coming days we'll put some interesting stuff here on the website. Things like the vital statistics of the tour (like gallons of gas used, gallons of beer consumed, etc.) in case you're ever declared mentality incompetent like us and want to do something similar. We'll also post a list the "best" and the "worst" in America - you know, "best roads," worst squeezers," etc. And we'll also post pics and stories about all the GREAT people that helped us pull this off - and a few pics and stories about the assh_oles that were...well....assh_oles! (you know who you are!). But most of all, we'll continue posting stories about everyday life that just seems to get stranger every day. In meantime, let's all lay back on our sofa-sleepers, open a cold beer (or a 12-pak) and pat ourselves on back for making it through this totally crazy summer alive - and with no more felony (convictions) than we started with...
The final offramp - no need to look for a motel! The air temp reads 115 degrees - it's good to be home!
How can the Post Office lose money with all this sh_t? Home in time for Kevin to meet with his parole officer!
Welcome Home Guys... We had a blast following your Great Adventure and will continue to follow your everyday screwd-up antics. (Our life is so boring)
Rick and Becky
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We are glad you silly bastards made it home safe. Now we are sure you're going to hit all your favorite watering holes and tell your friends how much Budweiser you consumed. Ah, we cannot help but always love you both. Have a toe tapping weekend.
guy and cary.
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Way to go!!! You two have accomplished something a lot of bikers only dream of. We're proud of what you've done.
Larry and Jean
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Hey,
You have been home for over a week and no post??? Dont give some lame excuse that the website is down. Need to hear from you and see what is going on in the world of the strange people.
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Ok, so we know that you claim to be exhausted, on a bender, or some other lame excuse, but seriously - people are in Riding4beer withdrawals here...what gives?!?!?!
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