WEDNESDAY!  Prairies, grasslands, deserts, mountains, salt flats – we’ve been going through real estate like a Century 21 agent on crack!  We started the day in the middle of Wyoming and now we’re in eastern Nevada .  You all realize that Utah is in between, right?  It was one loooong, hot day – but now we’re in Wendover (not Bend-over), Nevada .

Folks, a person could do a lot worse after a 500 mile day than to end up here.  We’re right on the edge of the Bonneville Salt Flats (fast cars& faster women!), it’s Nevada so there are casinos (all you can eat buffets!) and we’re staying at some dive motel that doesn’t have free HBO, but does have free washers & dryers (clean at last – thank God almighty clean at last!).  The only thing missing is a strip club, but it’s highly likely after a few beers we can get that action going in any local bar around here.

The problem with the wild wooly west is that the distances are great and the in-between is not so great.  Go on, look at a map you Bozos & Bozettes!  East to west out here is an absolute b_tch!  Oh, we could have stayed in Salt Lake City but Mormons scare us!  We could have kept riding to Elko or Winnemucca, but…you get our point.  Besides, we’re not moving here – we’re just sleeping here, eating here, drinking here and….

      
     Ready for another long, hot day in the West!                      This is where they cut a Lincoln in half!

      
       This is typical at 75MPH on the interstate.                   Here's how the post gets written & published!