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SUNDAY! STURGIS! SHITZOU! SMUCKERS! SEX! SQUEEGEE! Oh, sorry, we got carried away with "s" words. But we are in Sturgis and it is the biggest biker rally in the world! You can understand why we're excited. Over 500,000 biker trash assh_les - just like us - are roaring through the Black Hills of South Dakota and every one of them will end up right here over the next few days. We're actually staying a few miles away in Rapid City (oxymoron by the way) but today we wandered the streets of Sturgis.
Folks, there really is no way to describe the chaos. Imagine a sleepy little mountain town filled with hundreds of thousands of dirty, sweaty, bikers. Better yet, imagine that half of those bikers are women and they're all wearing assless chaps (with nothing underneath), or bikinis, or, or, or..... Okay, you don't have to imagine it because it's reality! Well, technically you have to imagine it because you're not here - but we are here so we don't have to use our brains at all!
So here's the deal. Sturgis is about riding up and down the main street (Lazelle Street), showing off your bike and your babe and buying all kinds of chrome sh_t you don't need to dress up your motorcycle. When you get tired of that (after 8-10 hours) you can rest in one of several of the largest bars in the world (one serves 50,000 people at a time!), drink plenty of cheap ice cold Budweiser (the sponsor of the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour) and watch a stripper do things with a motorcycle you really can't imagine. WAIT! We're done riding around and buying chrome so it must be time to find one of those bars - imagine that!...
4 PICS AND A VIDEO - BECAUSE WE KNOW YOU LIKE TO WATCH!
Okay, some people say that Sturgis is going to dogs! HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! Where's his assless chaps!!??
Stacy with her favorite president - "Silent Cal Coolidge!" Bolting on more chrome sh_t! YEAH BABY!
VIDEO BABY! JUST CRANK THE VOLUME & CLICK ONTHE ARROW!
Folks, there really is no way to describe the chaos. Imagine a sleepy little mountain town filled with hundreds of thousands of dirty, sweaty, bikers. Better yet, imagine that half of those bikers are women and they're all wearing assless chaps (with nothing underneath), or bikinis, or, or, or..... Okay, you don't have to imagine it because it's reality! Well, technically you have to imagine it because you're not here - but we are here so we don't have to use our brains at all!
So here's the deal. Sturgis is about riding up and down the main street (Lazelle Street), showing off your bike and your babe and buying all kinds of chrome sh_t you don't need to dress up your motorcycle. When you get tired of that (after 8-10 hours) you can rest in one of several of the largest bars in the world (one serves 50,000 people at a time!), drink plenty of cheap ice cold Budweiser (the sponsor of the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour) and watch a stripper do things with a motorcycle you really can't imagine. WAIT! We're done riding around and buying chrome so it must be time to find one of those bars - imagine that!...
4 PICS AND A VIDEO - BECAUSE WE KNOW YOU LIKE TO WATCH!
Okay, some people say that Sturgis is going to dogs! HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! Where's his assless chaps!!??
Stacy with her favorite president - "Silent Cal Coolidge!" Bolting on more chrome sh_t! YEAH BABY!
VIDEO BABY! JUST CRANK THE VOLUME & CLICK ONTHE ARROW!
Kevin, we thought that was you standing in the street with those assless chaps. We can see you silly bastards are looking for more trouble and there will be plenty of corruption in Sturgis with you kooks around. We cannot help but love you two. Have plenty of fun in Sturgis.
guy and cary.
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Hey K, S lets you parade around in nothing but a thong?
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