KEVIN & STACY'S WORLWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!: DOROTHY

KEVIN & STACY'S WORLDWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!

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We are Stacy & Kevin from California and we're not really good at much except riding motorcycles, drinking beer and lying. Since about 2007 (when we became gainfully unemployed) we've ridden our Harley twice around the U.S. hoping that people who don't know us too well will buy us a beer, or two or three - or a pitcher, or two or three. That was about 11,000 miles each time and didn't work out very well. Next, we traveled around the entire world - literally "around" the whole f'ing earth - all 37,000 miles and that didn't work so well either. Now this summer (2011) we circled China since we've been declared "persona non-grata" in most Warsaw Pact and NATO countries. Now we're back riding around the U.S. hoping people have forgotten what we did to them last time. Folks, our lives are never what most people consider "normal" so check back daily and you'll be amazed at the shi-t we get into! You can also subscribe below for free and get email updates as new postings are made daily.
WE ALWAYS RIDE SAFE!

All kidding and joking aside, we NEVER drink and ride. We absolutey enjoy our beer (allot of it!) and we love motorcycle riding, but NEVER both at the same time. One drink and the bike is parked, locked and chained up for the day or night. We also encourage all of you - whether in a car or on a motorcycle - to not drink and drive. SERIOUSLY!
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KEVIN & STACY'S WORLWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!: DOROTHY - WE'RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE!

DOROTHY - WE'RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE!

THURSDAY! We're not in Kansas, we're not in Missouri - WE'RE IN NEBRASKA, BABY! It's our midwestern odyssey but you're all part of it. This morning before we left St. Joseph, Missouri, we checked out the whole Jesse James "issue." For those of you that failed 2nd grade history (or never watched TV westerns to catch a glimpse of Miss Kitty's petticoat), Jesse James was shot, killed and buried in St. Joseph. His "friend" shot him in the back while he was straightening a picture in his home. Now we've had friends shoot at us, but never when our backs were turned - they wanted us to know who was pulling the trigger!

Anyway, after paying $3 bucks each to tour his 3 room house (which was moved 7 miles from it's original location to downtown so tourists would tour it) we now know the whole story - all 3 rooms of it. After our brief encounter with the wild west, the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour (sponsored by Budweiser!) hit the road west into Kansas. Our goal was to find Dorothy and buy her a beer or two - even Auntie Em' would've been a good time (or so we've heard), but we didn't find anyone. No seriously, we mean we didn't find ANYONE! Kansas is just corn and bugs - no people.

Once we figured out that our chance of meeting ANYONE in Kansas was less than winning the Lottery, much less getting lucky with them, we turned north and headed for Nebraska. Can you say "Omaha?" Can you say "Omaha Steaks?" Yup, we're in the home of "Meat by Mail," Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom and Warren Buffet's hometown. Now we're pretty sure we're not gonna hang out with Warren, but we think there's a good chance that after we've had a few ice cold Budweisers (and bought a few for local bored housewives) the "Wild Kingdom" in all of us will come out...