MONDAY!  Ride, RIDE, RIDE!  Illinois, Missouri, Gateway to the West,  ST LOUIS, BABY!  Oh, that is soooo correct, Bob!  We're in St. Louis and you're not!  Yes, we know the post is late, and yes, we know you've all had your lives on hold waiting (losers!), but it's here now so quit complaining.  Look, when we rolled into town it was only an hour until the Cardinals played the Dodgers (St Louis vs. SoCal - BASEBALL! - come on !) and we needed to settle into a comfortable sports bar in time for the first pitch.

Anyway, the question has been asked ( by some drunk in a bar), "..why are you in St. Louis?"  The answer is VERY simple!  Budweiser!  This is the hometown of Anheuser-Bush, and they are the proud sponsors of the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour.  We have a meeting with the BigWigs tomorrow where they expect a presentation and we expect a bonus check.  We'll see who's disappointed when the smoke clears and the "suits" leave the conference room.  Our presentation consists of pictures of last year's Christmas party so you know that bonus check is already a reality!

Folks, we're talking St Louis here!  Budweiser, Clydesdales, the Cardinals, the Arch, strip clubs!  Okay, maybe you're not as excited as us, but go on... name another midwestern city - and Toledo doesn't count!  See!  Now you know what we're talking about!  This is where Lewis & Clark started exploring the west.  This is where Budweiser (we love ya!) started brewing beer!  This is where Dred Scott filed his original lawsuit (okay, so maybe not everything is wonderful here - HEY, if you didn't understand that joke then go back and review your third grade history notes!).  Tomorrow, big, BIG meeting! - wish us luck, or NOT!...

      
There's no view like this anywhere! - Well, except St. Louis!                   And don't forget the world's largest cock!

      
Big meeting here tomorrow - We bet they're still preparing!               One Dodger fan - two Cardinal fans - GUESS!