LOSS OF MEMORY IS COPING STRATEGY!
SATURDAY! MILWAUKEE! YES, WE"RE YELLING! After we spent the last night in some motel next to a truck stop here in Milwaukee we have to yell just to hear each other. We thought it would be convenient because there was a bar in the parking lot, but then some b_tch driving a Kenworth (NOT KIDDING!) backed into the corner of the building and knocked out the power. Yeah, we were pretty pissed off, but what did we expect for $29 bucks a night in Milwaukee.
Anyway, because we were effectively shut down last night we decided to stay another day (and night), change motels and enjoy Milwaukee to it's fullest. We spent most of the day the Harley Davidson museum. Now we're not usually too keen on museums, but this one is worth seeing. We'd say it ranks right up there with the Museum of Electrical Sex Devices in Stockholm, Sweden and the International Stripper Pole & Costume Museum in Las Vegas. (Yes, we've been to both - several times - so what's you're point?). Folks, the Harley museum doesn't have much to do with cheap motel rooms, 6 inch heels or battery operated devices - but it still makes you feel funny down there.
Later in the afternoon we went to some street fair in downtown Milwaukee. Okay, imagine thousands of people that live in Wisconsin, dressed like they live in Wisconsin and wandering around eating cheese. It wasn't a pretty sight. We made a quick exit from that nightmare, crossed it off our calendar for next year and then took a tour of Brand-X brewery. Finally we motored around looking for a new cheap motel for the night. Can you say "Howard Johnson?" When all else fails, the old "HoJo" always comes through. And it's location? There's three bars we can see from our room, it's Saturday night in Milwaukee and we know if we offer cheese, they will come...
Admit it! You want this museum bike! You gotta love the food at the street fair!
Our Budweiser contract prohibits Kevin from appearing with other beers! Wisconsin is the center of style
Anyway, because we were effectively shut down last night we decided to stay another day (and night), change motels and enjoy Milwaukee to it's fullest. We spent most of the day the Harley Davidson museum. Now we're not usually too keen on museums, but this one is worth seeing. We'd say it ranks right up there with the Museum of Electrical Sex Devices in Stockholm, Sweden and the International Stripper Pole & Costume Museum in Las Vegas. (Yes, we've been to both - several times - so what's you're point?). Folks, the Harley museum doesn't have much to do with cheap motel rooms, 6 inch heels or battery operated devices - but it still makes you feel funny down there.
Later in the afternoon we went to some street fair in downtown Milwaukee. Okay, imagine thousands of people that live in Wisconsin, dressed like they live in Wisconsin and wandering around eating cheese. It wasn't a pretty sight. We made a quick exit from that nightmare, crossed it off our calendar for next year and then took a tour of Brand-X brewery. Finally we motored around looking for a new cheap motel for the night. Can you say "Howard Johnson?" When all else fails, the old "HoJo" always comes through. And it's location? There's three bars we can see from our room, it's Saturday night in Milwaukee and we know if we offer cheese, they will come...
Admit it! You want this museum bike! You gotta love the food at the street fair!
Our Budweiser contract prohibits Kevin from appearing with other beers! Wisconsin is the center of style
If thats so, then why are you drinking what looks like a Coors light in the picture right below this one? I still don't believe this whole Budwieser contract thing
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The man in the photo looks alot like your average California person. Lots of very strange people there in what we would call the land of the fruits and nuts. We cannot help but love you though.
guy and cary.
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I'm not exactly sure I appreciate my comments being mediated and re-worded. I know what I saw. DODGERS KEEP LOOSING 3 in a row!
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