IS IT LIVE OR IS IT MEMOREX? - NEITHER, IT'S WISCONSIN!
THURSDAY! The weekend is here and not a moment too soon. It finally caught up to our drinking and carousing. Now don't start arguing with us, we've gone over this many times before. Friday is the weekend and Thursday is Friday Eve so it's the weekend too - like Christmas Eve. Anyway, there's plenty of tales to tell about our time here in Neenah, Wisconsin with our good friends Guy & Cary.
Today was the BIG dental surgery day for Stacy (thanks for all of your warm wishes - both of you!). Now of course we stayed up most of the night last night drinking Budweiser (continuing proud sponsors of the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour) so Stacy was in EXCELLENT shape for her 8:00am appointment this morning. She was in the chair for almost three hours. They poked and they prodded and they drilled and they filled and they capped and they crowned and when all the smoke cleared they said, "spit," and it was over. Of course there are still plenty of pain killers (Oxycodone, baby) and plenty of antibiotics (Penicillin - it cures all those social diseases) left over for all of us to share. And of course there's a bill for all this sh_t, but we'll be three states away before they call to collect on that. Go ahead - ask us how to be successful!
Folks, tonight we're headed to something down in OshKosh, or up in Green Bay or over in Appleton, or in some God damned Wisconsin city called "Waterfest." Guy & Cary tell us it's a giant party with live music, plenty of ice cold Budweiser (we've mentioned our sponsor twice now, so how about a bonus with our check at the end of the month?) and thousands of drunks just wanting to have fun. They call it a "summer get-together." We call it a "target rich environment," if you know what we mean...
This is just 2 doors down from Guy & Cary's (NOT KIDDING!) Kevin & Cary on the bike raced Guy around the driveway!
Cranky Pat's is the happiest place in Wisconsin! Can you say "root canal?" Can you say, "Oxycodone?"
Today was the BIG dental surgery day for Stacy (thanks for all of your warm wishes - both of you!). Now of course we stayed up most of the night last night drinking Budweiser (continuing proud sponsors of the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour) so Stacy was in EXCELLENT shape for her 8:00am appointment this morning. She was in the chair for almost three hours. They poked and they prodded and they drilled and they filled and they capped and they crowned and when all the smoke cleared they said, "spit," and it was over. Of course there are still plenty of pain killers (Oxycodone, baby) and plenty of antibiotics (Penicillin - it cures all those social diseases) left over for all of us to share. And of course there's a bill for all this sh_t, but we'll be three states away before they call to collect on that. Go ahead - ask us how to be successful!
Folks, tonight we're headed to something down in OshKosh, or up in Green Bay or over in Appleton, or in some God damned Wisconsin city called "Waterfest." Guy & Cary tell us it's a giant party with live music, plenty of ice cold Budweiser (we've mentioned our sponsor twice now, so how about a bonus with our check at the end of the month?) and thousands of drunks just wanting to have fun. They call it a "summer get-together." We call it a "target rich environment," if you know what we mean...
This is just 2 doors down from Guy & Cary's (NOT KIDDING!) Kevin & Cary on the bike raced Guy around the driveway!
Cranky Pat's is the happiest place in Wisconsin! Can you say "root canal?" Can you say, "Oxycodone?"
Dear Kevin & Stacy,
I hope Stacy is recovering from her oral surgery...another one of your medical scams trying to derail Obama's nationalization of health care.
Stay safe and sane,
Randall & Helen
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Ok, from time to time we have to step back and remember those who fought the struggle and lost, but their sacrifices have inspired countless others and we honor those that preceeded us. Your motorcycle/lawnmower post helped me remember Steve. This lawn mower driver certainly captured the nation. Many of you have probably seen this already, but it's always good for a laugh! Click the link to understand..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDtPPoDKxA
Hugs
Jean and Larry
P.S. Hope you're feeling better soon, Stacy.
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Yes! My voodoo doll worked! First Stacy's tooth, next Kevin's...well, you won't be posting pictures of THAT. You should have come to Houston, and it's not too late. If you make it down here maybe I'll pull out that pin in Kevin's, ah...nevr mind!
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These silly bastards are just off the chart! Unbelieveable partying with these loons. Budweiser is really getting their money worth with all the promtoting they are doing. Here's the old saying again, we cannot help but love these two.
guy and cary.
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Poor baby girl. That makes me sad to see you in the dentist chair. Feel better!! (((((((((hugs))))))))))))) Hope you at least got some good laughing gas.
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