WE USUALLY DON'T PAY FOR THE SAME REAL ESTATE TWICE!
MONDAY! Okay, you may be confused, but we're not (for once). Yes, we know we're heading back east instead of west - but there are several good reasons for this turnaround. First, there was an issue with us "borrowing" someone's boat yesterday in Minnesota and we figured the sneakiest way out of town was to go east when everyone (including the law enforcement community) knows we're traveling west. Pretty damn smart for a third grade education and three months into our GED classes, huh?
The other reason is that last week we were so excited to get to Minnesota (absolute bald faced lie!) we forgot that we were supposed to stop in Wisconsin to see our friends Guy & Cary. Actually, Guy owes us $20 bucks on a bet he lost the last time we saw them at a Jello wresting match (It was lime favored, we bet on blond Australian in the red thong - he bet on the 300lb Samoan in the...never mind). Anyway, a bet is a bet and we figured it was only about 450 miles back to where they live and we sure could use the extra $20 bucks.
So, we're back in Wisconsin, but only about halfway back to Guy & Cary's house. Actually, we're in Eau Claire (which sounds like something a teenage boy would yell from the backseat of a car when he's with his girlfriend, Claire) and figure we'll make it to Green Bay tomorrow. In the meantime, what do you think the odds are that there's a bar somewhere here in "OH, Claire!" that serves Budweiser (sponsor of the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour, you betcha!), and that we can find a waitress, a bartender or a stripper named Claire? You don't think so? HA, don't bet with us - remember the Jello wrestling!...
Note that they welcome "you and not "us!" Look, it's a high-end Wisconsin motorhome!
It's a damn lie! There wasn't a strip club anywhere! Isn't downtown Eau Claire the liveliest city you've ever seen?
The other reason is that last week we were so excited to get to Minnesota (absolute bald faced lie!) we forgot that we were supposed to stop in Wisconsin to see our friends Guy & Cary. Actually, Guy owes us $20 bucks on a bet he lost the last time we saw them at a Jello wresting match (It was lime favored, we bet on blond Australian in the red thong - he bet on the 300lb Samoan in the...never mind). Anyway, a bet is a bet and we figured it was only about 450 miles back to where they live and we sure could use the extra $20 bucks.
So, we're back in Wisconsin, but only about halfway back to Guy & Cary's house. Actually, we're in Eau Claire (which sounds like something a teenage boy would yell from the backseat of a car when he's with his girlfriend, Claire) and figure we'll make it to Green Bay tomorrow. In the meantime, what do you think the odds are that there's a bar somewhere here in "OH, Claire!" that serves Budweiser (sponsor of the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour, you betcha!), and that we can find a waitress, a bartender or a stripper named Claire? You don't think so? HA, don't bet with us - remember the Jello wrestling!...
Note that they welcome "you and not "us!" Look, it's a high-end Wisconsin motorhome!
It's a damn lie! There wasn't a strip club anywhere! Isn't downtown Eau Claire the liveliest city you've ever seen?
Oh My God! What in 40 hells just happened around here??? No more sirens in the middle of the night and no more tripping over the empties left lying around. We must say, it's just too damn quiet now. Good to hear that you made it out of the state without incident. We'll be lying low here, at least until the heat's off. Oh, by the way, after cleaning up and hauling a load of empties to the recycling center (there worth 2 cents apiece you know) we can't find the hutterite, any ideas??
It was a great time and in all honesty it was sad to see that motorcycle leave today. You know we really like that motorcycle!!! Wish we could do it all over again. That way, when questioned, we might remember exactly what we need to deny.
Seriously,we had a great time with you guys and miss you already.
Hugs,
Jean and Larry
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Next time dammit, we are going to be your shadows. All we do is work and it's not fair you guys have all the fun. We are making a formal applcation for the "Fairness for all" act. We think it is only fair to be with our "buds" on the road. B TW we'll be in the big motorhome right behind you.........
Just sayin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well if you can't find a Bar in Eau Claire....better stop driving and pack it in. More bars per capita than any other town its size. As for Claires...only know a few. Budweiser is still the King of Beers here...so it shouldn't be hard to find. You may want to wash yourself before entering into an establishment. You can actually smell the 'Minnesota' on people. Happy Driving!!!
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The show must go on,and you Budweiser crazies are certainly putting that on - entertaining people worldwide. We are looking forward to your spectacles in our town. We have the light on for you, and remember this our friends, we will welcome you both with open arms and our refrigerator full of Budweiser. Also, remember we cannot help but love you both. Ride safe.
guy and cary.
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Tell Guy and Cary we said Hi - you guys will all have fun. But we will have a lot more fun picking up our daughter at church camp. Can't get more fun than that...mmmm....or maybe you can? Miss you - been eating meat meat meat-by-mail since we have been back from Jamaica!
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