SATURDAY!  We're in, we're in.....where the hell are we?  Oh yeah, we're in Glenwood, Minnesota.  You won't find this place on any Triple-A map, but it's gotta be on some kinda map, somewhere.  Okay, it's probably not on any map, but it's a REALLY cool place - probably because it's not on any map.  It's about 100 miles west of Minneapolis and we're here visiting our Senior Executive Midwest Regional Road Managers, Jean & Larry, who have somehow lived here since before water was invented - and they're not that old - it's WEIRD!

So here's the deal,  Stacy's tooth still hurts, but no so much when she takes the Oxycodone with a few beers.  Nothing on Jean or Larry or Kevin hurts, but that's also because of the Oxycodone and beer.  We're all soooooo glad that the pharmacy at Target ($4 dollar scrips, baby!) screwed up and overfilled that "hillbilly heroine!"  Come on, what else are you gonna do in Glenwood, Minnesota?  Okay, we watch a lot of internet porn, but it's so much more interesting when you're drunk and high on painkillers.

Folks, we don't want you to get the wrong idea about Jean & Larry - after all, they are deacons at their local church (or they were until this weekend anyway).  We drove around the lake by their house (the12th largest out of the 10,000 lakes here in Minnesota, the "Land of Lakes"  - you gotta be proud of something, right?) and that was REALLY interesting - water, boats, inner tubes - INCREDIBLE!  Let's be honest - we're here for the beer and the barbecues.  Okay, we're here for the beer...

      
           It's not that cold here in Minnesota - REALLY!                            Would it be inappropriate to say Stacy is horny?

      
              Jean and Stacy know that size matters!                              Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for....