NOW HERE'S A DAY YOU CAN SINK YOUR TEETH INTO!

FRIDAY!  Dateline - Minneapolis , Minnesota .  IT’S F’ING COLD HERE!  We checked the calendar and it’s July, but it’s like 50 degrees and windy and cloudy and overcast and, and, and – hey, we’re from Palm Springs , remember?  We consider it “sweater weather” when it gets down to 85.  How do people live in this iceberg land?


Okay, enough complaining about the weather – it’s cold, we’re in Minnesota , we get it.  Besides, there are other things to babble about – like Stacy’s tooth!  Last night at Denny’s she bit into some tofu and the rest is history.  Damn tofu is harder than a watermelon Jolly Rancher.  Anyway, after internet searches, the Yellow Pages and ads on bus stop benches we took the advice of our motel manager (Parish Patel) and called the “ Smile Center ” (NOT KIDDING!).

After a morning wasted sitting in the waiting room for Dr. Rajjahammingtoiibinghowsoonton, they called Stacy back, told her to spit, x-rayed her teeth, gave her some drugs and sent her packing.  Turns out it’s something to do with a crown and a nerve and root and a canal and – whatever.  The drugs will hopefully hold us (Kevin’s taking them too so he doesn’t catch a toothache also) another month or so until we get back to Palm Springs .  Anyway, the weekend is here and the drug label says not to take with alcohol - so guess the first thing we’re gonna do…

       
They smile because all the while they're charging you!        OH YEAH, it was in a GREAT neighborhood!

 

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  • 7/17/2009 7:54 PM L and M wrote:
    After viewing the photo's we have just one question/observation. What F'ing country are you in?

    Just sayin...
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  • 7/18/2009 5:35 AM guy and cary wrote:
    The amusement show continues, the big top of Kevin and Stacy's tour rolls on.  These silly bastards are putting on quite a spectacle to say the least.  Pretty soon they will be charging admission, but ya cannot help but love these two.  Roll on you fools - safe drive.

    guy and cary.
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  • 7/19/2009 1:16 PM Jason Goertz wrote:
    OK, no one else is saying it so I will. You guys are PUSSIES. 50 degrees? Are you kidding me? That's when it is just comfortable to ride here in the Great Northwest. Good thing you guys don't have to ride when it's 25 in the winter, you'd freeze and break your.....

    You talk about it being over 120 when you are in Palm Springs. I'm sitting here in my underwear thinking, "who the hell WANTS to live IN A DESERT". You guys are nuts!



    Jason
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