QUICK! NAME A COMPANY IN IOWA BESIDES J.C. WHITNEY!
WEDNESDAY! It's HumpDay! We hope you're doing what your supposed to be doing today. We started the day in Joliet, Illinois after a long, long night! Okay, it's not what you think (damn it!). At around 3am a thunder storm moved into the area. At around 4am lightening struck our motel and set off the fire alarm. By the time the fire department and motel management (Econlodge trained!) and the sleep deprived guests all settled down the sun was rising. Oh yeah, we still needed sleep!
Folks, the reason the post is so late is because we didn't start our day until late, late, LATE! Even though the day started after lunch, (not our fault!) we still laid down 350 miles and we're in the heartland of America. Okay, don't laugh like we're in Des Moines or something - okay we are in Des Moines, Iowa - but this is a happening place. REALLY! For example, we met a local guy that works at a machine shop, we met some gal from Michigan that's getting an accounting degree and we drank perhaps one to many pitchers of beer to take her or him back to our motel (damn it again!).
So - do you like corn bread, or corn chowder, or corn flakes, or corn on the cob, or creamed corn or corn holes (HA!) - well, we know where the corn comes from! IOWA! After you ride hundreds of miles across this state you realize that corn comes from here. Nothing else comes from here - but corn defintely does! Tomorrow you'll be surprised the direction we go, but today - IOWA, BABY!...
It's 4am - do you know where your firemen are? Iowa - corn - Iowa - corn - Iowa... F'ing REPEAT!
How'd they know that Kevin was in town? When Stacy thinks about it - SIZE MATTERS!
Folks, the reason the post is so late is because we didn't start our day until late, late, LATE! Even though the day started after lunch, (not our fault!) we still laid down 350 miles and we're in the heartland of America. Okay, don't laugh like we're in Des Moines or something - okay we are in Des Moines, Iowa - but this is a happening place. REALLY! For example, we met a local guy that works at a machine shop, we met some gal from Michigan that's getting an accounting degree and we drank perhaps one to many pitchers of beer to take her or him back to our motel (damn it again!).
So - do you like corn bread, or corn chowder, or corn flakes, or corn on the cob, or creamed corn or corn holes (HA!) - well, we know where the corn comes from! IOWA! After you ride hundreds of miles across this state you realize that corn comes from here. Nothing else comes from here - but corn defintely does! Tomorrow you'll be surprised the direction we go, but today - IOWA, BABY!...
It's 4am - do you know where your firemen are? Iowa - corn - Iowa - corn - Iowa... F'ing REPEAT!
How'd they know that Kevin was in town? When Stacy thinks about it - SIZE MATTERS!
You silly bastards are not ceasing to amaze us, and you're not ceasing to amaze anyone else in the world as far as that is concerned. Kevin, as wide as that mouth of yours is open you could put a corn cob in it sideways ya prick ya. Looking forward to seeing you both soon. Remember this our friends, we cannot help but love you two. Ride safe.
guy and cary.
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Gal from Michigan here and checking in like I said I would. It was wonderful meeting you both. I'm back home but really wishing I was still out on the road. Take care and keep having fun.
Deb
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Ya'll should have stopped where they shot the movie Field of Dreams out in the corn fields.
Just sayin'...
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