WHAT'S HIGH IN THE MIDDLE AND ROUND ON BOTH ENDS?

SUNDAY!  Let's see, breakfast in Pennsylvania, lunch in West Virginia and dinner in Ohio! (by the way, it's Ohio that is "hi" in the middle and round on both ends!).  Folks,  the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour (sponsored by Bud-Bud-Budweiser!) laid down some miles and crossed some states today.  The weather was PERFECT (unbelieverable for the midwest) so we made hay when the sun shined (old midwestern hick saying). 

First, let's alert all you football fans out there - DO NOT GO TO CANTON for the Pro Football Hall of Fame.  We've been to the Baseball Hall of Fame, the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, the Adult Movie Hall of Fame - even the Artichoke Hall Fame - and they were all much more impressive.  It should be called the Pro Football Hall of Shame!  It's a dinky little ass building (we know it looks big on TV - we were fooled too) in the ghetto of Canton and they want $27 bucks admission.  Well, we said, " ....we got your Hall of Fame right here!," and got back on the interstate.  It's too bad too, because we really wanted to smell Joe Montana's Super Bowl jersey.

Anyway, we motored through Akron (wretched hive of scum and villainy) and ended our day on the shores of the Great Lakes in Cleveland.  In case your playing along at home, there's a new map of the tour below so you can update your gameboard and get five bonus points.  Cleveland has worked out pretty damn good for us so far.  We bought a couple of scalped tickets to the Indians game tonight for $20 each and then resold them for $35 a piece to some ignorant tourists from Iowa.  The extra $15 each is almost $25 bucks between the two of them and that'll go a long way buying beer tonight.  Speaking of beer....

      
We ate lunch in Wheeling, WV - it was "WIld & Wondeful!"            Ok- ordering at the drive-thru was a little intimidating!

      
   We had some of this sh_t in bulk, but they didn't find it!            Update your game boards if you have the home edition!

 

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  • 7/14/2009 6:55 AM guy and cary wrote:
    The Kevin and Stacy worldwide adventures for beer tour continues.  Budweiser must really be proud of you both - advertising their products from coast to coast - you two got us to drink their beer why ya silly bastards ya.  Remember this always, we cannot help but love you two.  Have a safe journey  our fine friends,we will leave the light on for ya.

    guy and cary.
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