WESTWARD "HO!" (AND WE DON'T MEAN A GARDEN TOOL!)
FRIDAY! It's the weekend in case you haven't noticed! Not only that, today is the halfway point in the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour (sponsored by the deep pockets at Budweiser), we made our second left turn (the first was in Florida) and began heading west. We started the day in Philadelphia where our friends Wendy & Ron hosted us last night. While they were very gracious, we figured we should get out of town pretty fast since we taught their son how to make exploding bottle rockets out of empty beer cans, diesel fuel and some lawn fertilizer. We also fed their dogs some Kibbles & Bits that we spiked with Kaopectate - and when that blows it should really be a sight!
Anyway, today we just basically wandered around eastern Pennsylvania slowly turning west and admitting we're halfway through this adventure. We stopped for lunch in the town of New Hope (the most haunted city in America) and Stacy got a psychic reading from some lady with no teeth. So here's a question, why do psychics have to ask your name? It just seems to call into question their abilities, doesn't it? Well, it's no surprise that Stacy will take a long journey (no sh_t!), she'll have good health (her doctor told her that months ago) and she's had a "dark & stormy" past (the f'ing warrants must have caught up with us!).
Next, we wandered through hamlets and boroughs as we made our way to Allentown, PA. Allentown is a working class city, a blue collar town, a place where people work hard for a living - it's a place where we have a pretty damn good shot at getting a few squeezers from desperate housewives that are one drink away from blowing a .08 in the dark bars of this Pennsylvania coal town. Hey folks, it's Friday afternoon, we're in Allentown, PA finally headed west and there's two of those dark bars within walking distance of our motel...
When that Kaopectate breaks loose it'll be a sight to see! Pennsylvania roads are just like So Cal interstates!
$25 bucks to learn that Stacy will be on a long journey! If Quakers are peace loving, then why do they need cops?
Anyway, today we just basically wandered around eastern Pennsylvania slowly turning west and admitting we're halfway through this adventure. We stopped for lunch in the town of New Hope (the most haunted city in America) and Stacy got a psychic reading from some lady with no teeth. So here's a question, why do psychics have to ask your name? It just seems to call into question their abilities, doesn't it? Well, it's no surprise that Stacy will take a long journey (no sh_t!), she'll have good health (her doctor told her that months ago) and she's had a "dark & stormy" past (the f'ing warrants must have caught up with us!).
Next, we wandered through hamlets and boroughs as we made our way to Allentown, PA. Allentown is a working class city, a blue collar town, a place where people work hard for a living - it's a place where we have a pretty damn good shot at getting a few squeezers from desperate housewives that are one drink away from blowing a .08 in the dark bars of this Pennsylvania coal town. Hey folks, it's Friday afternoon, we're in Allentown, PA finally headed west and there's two of those dark bars within walking distance of our motel...
When that Kaopectate breaks loose it'll be a sight to see! Pennsylvania roads are just like So Cal interstates!
$25 bucks to learn that Stacy will be on a long journey! If Quakers are peace loving, then why do they need cops?
Alas our friends have departed and our dogs have farted!. They stayed only a day, and now are happily on their way. Westward ho they roam, getting closer to thier home. We are better people for their visit, our smiles wider because of it. Happiness abounds about our home, thanks to the friendly spirits they have shown. The Magical Mystery Tour (sponsered by Budweiser) has touched our hearts, thanks to those two funloving members of U-FARTT(Unwanted Freeloading Alcoholic Redneck Trailer-Trash). We wish them well on this journey they take, leaving empty beer bottles in their wake. So, so long for now, our two good friends Kevin and Stacy! Have a safe journey, and ...wait, where's my wallet? KEVIN!!!!
We will keep smiling as you have fun!
Wendy, Ron, Gwen and the Rocket Man
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Never on God's earth have we ever imagined that we would meet someone like you two loons. It is a miracle that you're allowed to be out in the mainstream of the public eye. And the plot just thickens, we gotta love you both. Take care ...
guy and cary
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