DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A TOWN IN PENNSYLVANIA NAMED.........
WEDNESDAY! HumpDay, and what a HumpDay it was! We started out the day by....what else?.....h_mping! Didn't you? After that it was a hearty and nutritious FREE breakfast here at the Super 8 in Gettysburg consisting of corn flakes and stale donuts. Hey, we're not complaining. It's free, the room has relatively stain free carpeting and they gave us the AAA and the AARP discount s (and we're not members of either!).
Last night we helped kick-off Gettysburg Bike Week at the local Texas Roadhouse in Hanover (5 minutes from Gettysburg). Let's just say it was a BLAST and as a consequence we did not leave town for Philadelphia today. Instead, we signed up for another night of partying tonight and maybe we'll make it out of town tomorrow. We spent the late morning today touring the Harley-Davidson Vehicle Operations Factory in nearby York, Pennsylvania. If you have a Harley (and it's not a girly-man Sportster model) then it was assembled in York. The tour was free and it also gave us an opportunity to lift a few spare parts for our bike from the factory floor when the guide wasn't looking. Come on! Like Harley is gonna miss a rear fender bracket, a set of handle bars, a windshield and a horn button.
But wait! There's more! Remember what day it is today? Humpday, right? (don't you have any reading comprehension?). Well, we figured this was a once in a lifetime opportunity so we spent the afternoon riding to INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania! Oh yeah, Baby! There really is an Intercourse, we really rode there (50 miles each f'ing way!) and we did it on HumpDay. Look, you can't make this kind of sh_t up! Anyway, you can only imagine what we did when we got there. Now we're back in Gettysburg (actually Hanover - the cheap-ass suburbs) and with what we learned in Intercourse today we can't wait to get to the Bike Week party tonight...
Local bikers, Kim & Bob believe, "better red than dead!" Stacy fed the Roadhouse armadillo a beer!
While this bike rolled down the line we picked up spare parts! WHAT? You didn't believe us about Intercourse?
Last night we helped kick-off Gettysburg Bike Week at the local Texas Roadhouse in Hanover (5 minutes from Gettysburg). Let's just say it was a BLAST and as a consequence we did not leave town for Philadelphia today. Instead, we signed up for another night of partying tonight and maybe we'll make it out of town tomorrow. We spent the late morning today touring the Harley-Davidson Vehicle Operations Factory in nearby York, Pennsylvania. If you have a Harley (and it's not a girly-man Sportster model) then it was assembled in York. The tour was free and it also gave us an opportunity to lift a few spare parts for our bike from the factory floor when the guide wasn't looking. Come on! Like Harley is gonna miss a rear fender bracket, a set of handle bars, a windshield and a horn button.
But wait! There's more! Remember what day it is today? Humpday, right? (don't you have any reading comprehension?). Well, we figured this was a once in a lifetime opportunity so we spent the afternoon riding to INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania! Oh yeah, Baby! There really is an Intercourse, we really rode there (50 miles each f'ing way!) and we did it on HumpDay. Look, you can't make this kind of sh_t up! Anyway, you can only imagine what we did when we got there. Now we're back in Gettysburg (actually Hanover - the cheap-ass suburbs) and with what we learned in Intercourse today we can't wait to get to the Bike Week party tonight...
Local bikers, Kim & Bob believe, "better red than dead!" Stacy fed the Roadhouse armadillo a beer!
While this bike rolled down the line we picked up spare parts! WHAT? You didn't believe us about Intercourse?
You filthy old pigs! All that you do is talk about all of the sexual things that you encounter on the road.and we are jealous! We wish we could be doing the same as you silly bastards. But remember the old saying, we cannot help but love you two. Good riding.
guy and cary.
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Hey you guys - Sorry no comments. Teresa and I just got back from 2 weeks in Italy. They actually have Internet over there, so I was able to follow your (mis)adventures, but that was between shots of grappa, glasses of beer and wine, a liftetime consumption proscuitto, and lots of espresso. Not to mention zillions of curvy Italian women (including the one I'm married to and her sister).
I too have been to Intercourse, PA, but not on a motorcycle, unfortunately.
Talk to you later. Hoping we can hook up after you turn left and head west.
Jason
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OK, I actually have time to tease you about the other cities in Lancaster County that you missed - you will be ready to come back. You missed Puseyville (Google it - it really exists!!), Chickies, Fruitville, Peach Bottom, Fertility (OK-I know why you didn't go here - sorry Matt & Abby), Herrville (where all Women Rule), Zooks Corner (not as exciting), Oyster Point (no beach near by!?) and, last but not least, Bird in Hand (wonder what they do in that town). Keep smiling!
Wendy
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