THE ONLY PENN WE KNOW IS THE STATE PEN!
TUESDAY! It's that weird day of the week that is usually worthless, but not this Tuesday. We're in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania staying at the Super 8 motel ("Bikers Welcome & AARP discount!) and life couldn't be better (knock on certified 421-B(c) flameproof fiberglass!). Last night we wandered over to the local Texas Roadhouse (they're everywhere in the U.S. except in Texas!) and discovered that today starts Gettysburg Bike Week! Better yet, the "kick-off" tonight is at the Texas Roadhouse and we're the guests of honor (because we rode the farthest to get here and we actually paid our bill - IN CASH!). More on this tomorrow assuming the local jail has wireless internet.
Anyway, today we stopped in at Battlefield Harley-Davidson and had the oil changed on the bike. It's been about 7,000 miles so it was definitely time. We also bought the usual assortment of t-shirts and pins and even became members of the Battlefield Harley Customer Loyalty Club! Generally we have a rule to never join any club that would have people like us as members, but we made an exception in this case because if we only spend something like $8 million dollars over the next three months at the dealership (on non-sale items) we'll get a $5 dollar gift certificate! You can't beat a program like that!
We spent the afternoon riding the 24 mile tour of the Gettysburg Civil war Battlefield. Look, we try to never get serious (actually, we're pretty much incapable of being serious), but it was truly overwhelming. If you have a "bucket list" (and you should) - then put a visit to Gettysburg on it right before having sex with blond twin Delta Airline stewardesses and right after having sex with brunette twin United Airline stewardesses (if those aren't on your list then you need a new list!). Folks, the evening is here, it's Bike Week kickoff, we're loyal customers and hopefully we can pull off #17 on our bucket list tonight - guess what that is...
Jeremy & Kenneth at Texas Roadhouse teach Kevin bartending! We're about as loyal as Genghis Kahn!
You know what they say about guys with big guns! Aren't we just the perfect Norman Rockwell couple? - NOT!
Anyway, today we stopped in at Battlefield Harley-Davidson and had the oil changed on the bike. It's been about 7,000 miles so it was definitely time. We also bought the usual assortment of t-shirts and pins and even became members of the Battlefield Harley Customer Loyalty Club! Generally we have a rule to never join any club that would have people like us as members, but we made an exception in this case because if we only spend something like $8 million dollars over the next three months at the dealership (on non-sale items) we'll get a $5 dollar gift certificate! You can't beat a program like that!
We spent the afternoon riding the 24 mile tour of the Gettysburg Civil war Battlefield. Look, we try to never get serious (actually, we're pretty much incapable of being serious), but it was truly overwhelming. If you have a "bucket list" (and you should) - then put a visit to Gettysburg on it right before having sex with blond twin Delta Airline stewardesses and right after having sex with brunette twin United Airline stewardesses (if those aren't on your list then you need a new list!). Folks, the evening is here, it's Bike Week kickoff, we're loyal customers and hopefully we can pull off #17 on our bucket list tonight - guess what that is...
Jeremy & Kenneth at Texas Roadhouse teach Kevin bartending! We're about as loyal as Genghis Kahn!
You know what they say about guys with big guns! Aren't we just the perfect Norman Rockwell couple? - NOT!
OK.... We know what they say about guys with big guns except when Lowell's name is mentioned. And btw, what the hell is certified 421-B(c) flameproof fiberglass!? Does that have something to do with poetry? Living vicarious through you both... miss ya...
Rick and Becky
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The looney tunes are terrorizing the people of Pennsylvania with their silly antics and trickery. They never cease to amaze us with all their scheming and knieving, always trying to swindle a deal from somebody. You cannot help but love these two. Happy riding.
guy and cary.
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