YOU PRETTY MUCH LOST US RIGHT AFTER YOU SAID, "REMEMBER?"
SUNDAY! Greetings from soggy, rainy, wet Richmond, Virginia. We'd originally planned to be out of this Confederate stronghold today, but mother nature brought rain, and more rain, and more rain, and.... okay, you get the point. It actually worked to our advantage since we may have accidentally had a few too many Budweisers last night at Hooters and needed the rest anyway. So, we spent the day lounging around our room at the Quality Inn and touring historic type places in between cloudbursts.
After we'd seen every possible Confederate history museum (all of which portray the South as victims of aggression by the North) we wanted a break from looking at pictures of Jefferson Davis. As it turns out Edgar Allen Poe lived and wrote here and there's a Poe Museum. Okay, so here's the deal - it's not worth the $5 buck admission charge. It's basically an old building that he never lived in, worked in or even visited. It has a few pieces of old furniture from his sister's house and a painting signed, "Poe" which they can't confirm he painted. We expected dungeon stuff and chains and whips and.....you know.....stuff you normally find in bedrooms these days.
Anyway, after that we made it back to our motel (minus $10 dollars!), had dinner at some place called "Lonestar Steakhouse," (remember we're in Virginia), and planned our escape to the north tomorrow. Oh yeah, and we watched some pay-per-view porn in our room, but it was the cheap-ass kind that just shows people's faces and has lots of grunting. We didn't really expect much more since in Virgina it's illegal to even use a radar detector on highways, but a little peek-a-boo would've made the $9.95 per movie worth while. Folks, we'll be posting again tomorrow and you won't believe where we'll be then...
It all started with Michelle at Hooters here in Richmond! As the night continued it all became a blur!
We were shocked there weren't any whips or chains! You can tell when it's Sunday in the South!
After we'd seen every possible Confederate history museum (all of which portray the South as victims of aggression by the North) we wanted a break from looking at pictures of Jefferson Davis. As it turns out Edgar Allen Poe lived and wrote here and there's a Poe Museum. Okay, so here's the deal - it's not worth the $5 buck admission charge. It's basically an old building that he never lived in, worked in or even visited. It has a few pieces of old furniture from his sister's house and a painting signed, "Poe" which they can't confirm he painted. We expected dungeon stuff and chains and whips and.....you know.....stuff you normally find in bedrooms these days.
Anyway, after that we made it back to our motel (minus $10 dollars!), had dinner at some place called "Lonestar Steakhouse," (remember we're in Virginia), and planned our escape to the north tomorrow. Oh yeah, and we watched some pay-per-view porn in our room, but it was the cheap-ass kind that just shows people's faces and has lots of grunting. We didn't really expect much more since in Virgina it's illegal to even use a radar detector on highways, but a little peek-a-boo would've made the $9.95 per movie worth while. Folks, we'll be posting again tomorrow and you won't believe where we'll be then...
It all started with Michelle at Hooters here in Richmond! As the night continued it all became a blur!
We were shocked there weren't any whips or chains! You can tell when it's Sunday in the South!
Stacy, did you think the same thing I did about Michelle the Hooters girl, that sweet little thing? Are you two having fu? Promoting the Budweiser tour must be a lot of work - ttremendous job you two silly bastards are doing, No wonder why your mouths are always open, We figured it out, you're so parched for more beer - that is it.! Remember the old saying our dear friends, we cannot help but love you both. Drive safe.
guy and cary.
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