IT'S 10 PM SOUTH CAROLINA - DO YOU KNOW WHERE IN ARGENTINA YOUR GOVERNOR IS?
TUESDAY! Okay, so remember yesterday when we said we rode from Savannah, Georgia to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina? Well that was true, but what we didn't tell you is that South Carolina people are b_tches! First, the roads are GREAT - but with bogus speed limits set to make you break them and state troopers behind every tree - and the penalty for speeding is a month in jail! (NOT KIDDING!). And then there's the motel folks who advertise $49 dollar rooms (expensive for us) and when you try to check in say, "that" room (there was only one!) is taken and all the others are $199. This happened at three motels until we got smart (DUH), used the computer in their lobby (NOT KIDDING) and booked "that" damn room online (with a confirmation number) for $49 bucks. Boy did that piss off those inbred desk clerks! No wonder their governor was shacked up with some whore from Argentina!
But that was yesterday - and today we're in a "happy place" - North Carolina. Our rage therapy classes (court ordered mind you!) have taught us to recognize our anger and channel it into positive actions. Our positive action was to ride out of that f'ing South Carolina and into the newer, better, cleaner, nicer and more north, North Carolina as fast as we could this morning without speeding. Guess where we ended up? New Bern! Okay, everybody together, "...where in the hell is New Bern and why are you there?" That's easy, our son and his wife (previous stars on this very website!) live there. Again, NOT KIDDING!
Folks, we're with family here in a town you'll never find on any self respecting map. That means free food, a free bed to sleep in and free pay-per-view TV on their basic cable. Oh yeah, it also means we'll have to sneak out to local bars if we wanna meet any off work strippers - at least any that'll comp us a squeezer or two. Look, family is family, so we all make sacrifices, right? In the meantime we've got a few plans for New Bern, North Carolina we figure the locals have never seen. Stay tuned...
You pay 'em 200 bucks and get a month room & board! Oh yeah, and the weather sucks too!
Yeah it's hot - M&M's melt on your face, not in your hands! They sponsor us - and thier billboards are cool too!
But that was yesterday - and today we're in a "happy place" - North Carolina. Our rage therapy classes (court ordered mind you!) have taught us to recognize our anger and channel it into positive actions. Our positive action was to ride out of that f'ing South Carolina and into the newer, better, cleaner, nicer and more north, North Carolina as fast as we could this morning without speeding. Guess where we ended up? New Bern! Okay, everybody together, "...where in the hell is New Bern and why are you there?" That's easy, our son and his wife (previous stars on this very website!) live there. Again, NOT KIDDING!
Folks, we're with family here in a town you'll never find on any self respecting map. That means free food, a free bed to sleep in and free pay-per-view TV on their basic cable. Oh yeah, it also means we'll have to sneak out to local bars if we wanna meet any off work strippers - at least any that'll comp us a squeezer or two. Look, family is family, so we all make sacrifices, right? In the meantime we've got a few plans for New Bern, North Carolina we figure the locals have never seen. Stay tuned...
You pay 'em 200 bucks and get a month room & board! Oh yeah, and the weather sucks too!
Yeah it's hot - M&M's melt on your face, not in your hands! They sponsor us - and thier billboards are cool too!
That's the bunch that I belong to from Georgia..I didnt get to go on that trip, looks like they had fun, darn-it.
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We have seen just about enough of this nonsense - you both need another mental evaluation. Some therapy and some good medications should help, - like increasing the daily dosage of Budweiser. It is not only good for you but it makes you forget about problems, you silly bastards ya. Remember the old saying, we cannot help but love you both. Have lots of fun, and say "hi" to junior.
guy and cary.
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That billboard of the bud is real cool. It looks like those great pavement drawings you get where the scenes jump right out on you.
Had a couple in to stay with me for a few days last week he and his partner are from Switzerland and are doing the Grand tour of Europe on their Harley. They got to me from visiting Snowdonia in North Wales and their next stop was Windermere Cumbria in the English Lake District.
They are having much better luck with the weather though as the sun has been beating down here last couple of weeks with temps in the high 80's. Beautiful biking weather, particularly on a coast road with the breeze off the sea.
Stay safe will drop back soon.
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