YOU GO TO BAND CAMP - WE GO TO FISH CAMP!
SUNDAY! Sometimes the journey is the reward and sometimes the end is all that matters. In our case just surviving is the goal. We're still in Jacksonville at Becky & Rick's house, but that's coming to a screeching halt today. We just can't take it anymore - the drugs, the sex, the.... and then we woke up! Basically this place is rock & roll without annoying music!
Last night we all headed to something called a "fish camp." Okay, our vision was five or ten toothless hillbillies married to their cousins sitting in a few leaky boats catching catfish. In reality, it's a massive night club with live bands, plates of steaming food and non-stop cold beer. Oh yeah, and crowds of frustrated divorcee's wearing real cubic zirconium, carrying knock-off designer purses and pumping phernomes like Texas oil wells. You gotta love a place like this!
Folks, we drank beer, we danced, we drank beer, we laughed, talked, lied (not necessarily in that order), we drank more beer, we drunk dialed telephone psychics and we drank more beer. We probably didn't mention that we also drank beer. Along the way we met some GREAT people, we promoted Budweiser (the proud sponsor of the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour) and now it's time to leave the carnage behind and get out of town ahead of the search warrants. We're heading north now, and assuming we change roads often enough to avoid members of the law enforcement community, tonight we'll be sleeping in...
IT'S A BONUS DAY! FOUR FABULOUS PICS AND A VIDEO!

We got the best deal on Oxycodone - $1 buck a tab! Hello? Miss Cleo? Will I win the Powerball Lottery?
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This is when the wheels starting falling off the go-cart! The Oxycodone is starting to kick in!
CRANK THE VOLUME, CLICK ON THE ARROW AND YOU'LL SEE WHY WE LOVE BUDWEISER!
Last night we all headed to something called a "fish camp." Okay, our vision was five or ten toothless hillbillies married to their cousins sitting in a few leaky boats catching catfish. In reality, it's a massive night club with live bands, plates of steaming food and non-stop cold beer. Oh yeah, and crowds of frustrated divorcee's wearing real cubic zirconium, carrying knock-off designer purses and pumping phernomes like Texas oil wells. You gotta love a place like this!
Folks, we drank beer, we danced, we drank beer, we laughed, talked, lied (not necessarily in that order), we drank more beer, we drunk dialed telephone psychics and we drank more beer. We probably didn't mention that we also drank beer. Along the way we met some GREAT people, we promoted Budweiser (the proud sponsor of the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour) and now it's time to leave the carnage behind and get out of town ahead of the search warrants. We're heading north now, and assuming we change roads often enough to avoid members of the law enforcement community, tonight we'll be sleeping in...
IT'S A BONUS DAY! FOUR FABULOUS PICS AND A VIDEO!

We got the best deal on Oxycodone - $1 buck a tab! Hello? Miss Cleo? Will I win the Powerball Lottery?
!This is when the wheels starting falling off the go-cart! The Oxycodone is starting to kick in!
CRANK THE VOLUME, CLICK ON THE ARROW AND YOU'LL SEE WHY WE LOVE BUDWEISER!

The insanity does not end - it continues to haunt us morning, noon,and night! This is crazy - Budweiser has totally pickeled your brains. We are going to start drinking a lot more Budweiser and hope it happens to us. But remember this our friends,we cannot help but love you two. Have lots of fun.
guy and cary.
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