"THE FRUITS OF PRODUCTION BELONG TO THE MASSES" - Karl Marx
FRIDAY! This is the day you've all been waiting for - IT'S THE WEEKEND, BABY! We rode about 300 miles yesterday along the gulf and now we're at our friends' house in Tallahassee, Florida. John & Katherine graciously offered for us to stay a few days - and since it's cheaper than Econolodge - we graciously accepted. Besides, they both have jobs and we were left home alone today so it was the perfect opportunity stock up on stuff we need (or want).
Look, they're both "industrialists, so when they left this morning to engage in their capitalist pursuits, we spread some of our Marxist pamphlets around the house and began sharing "their wealth." We figure if they're gonna use the labor of the proletariat to enrich their capital stock, they should realize that common ownership of all production belongs to the people! HA! And you thought we weren't paying attention in 8th grade social studies class. We weren't, but we learned that stuff from the "Baby Einstein" series we bought a year ago.
Anyway, you wouldn't believe all the stuff they have in their pantry and garage and utility room and medicine cabinets! We loaded up our bike with boxes of Pop-Tarts, cans of extra oil, 20lbs of Scotts Weed-n-Feed and even a bottle of little white pills we think are Oxycodone (but could be for a kidney infection.) Yup, leaving us home for day worked out well for all of us. They got a break from us showing them all the pictures we've taken on the tour so far (along with Kevin's blah, blah, blah narration), and we got essentially a day at Sam's Club without having to pay. Tomorrow we'll be on the road again working our way down Florida, but in the meantime we're taking John & Katherine out to show our appreciation for their hospitality. Anything they want off the dollar menu at Burger King is fine with us. And just think - we'll be at your house soon!...
They won't miss a bag of Ruffles and some Italian dressing! We love beer, but these will do fine too!
A little Oxycodone is always good for a hangover! We can get at least $5 at the swap meet for Turf Builder!
Look, they're both "industrialists, so when they left this morning to engage in their capitalist pursuits, we spread some of our Marxist pamphlets around the house and began sharing "their wealth." We figure if they're gonna use the labor of the proletariat to enrich their capital stock, they should realize that common ownership of all production belongs to the people! HA! And you thought we weren't paying attention in 8th grade social studies class. We weren't, but we learned that stuff from the "Baby Einstein" series we bought a year ago.
Anyway, you wouldn't believe all the stuff they have in their pantry and garage and utility room and medicine cabinets! We loaded up our bike with boxes of Pop-Tarts, cans of extra oil, 20lbs of Scotts Weed-n-Feed and even a bottle of little white pills we think are Oxycodone (but could be for a kidney infection.) Yup, leaving us home for day worked out well for all of us. They got a break from us showing them all the pictures we've taken on the tour so far (along with Kevin's blah, blah, blah narration), and we got essentially a day at Sam's Club without having to pay. Tomorrow we'll be on the road again working our way down Florida, but in the meantime we're taking John & Katherine out to show our appreciation for their hospitality. Anything they want off the dollar menu at Burger King is fine with us. And just think - we'll be at your house soon!...
They won't miss a bag of Ruffles and some Italian dressing! We love beer, but these will do fine too!
A little Oxycodone is always good for a hangover! We can get at least $5 at the swap meet for Turf Builder!
Well at least you didn't take their can of Raid. There is some good in you after all! Ride Safe our Friends.
L&M
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You motorcycle gypsies are back stealing whatever you can from every house you stay at. We do not think that is very nice,but we do condone it, Whatever that means.you're also a couple of heathens, but you know what, we cannot help but love you two silly bastards. Have a safe trip.
guy and cary.
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They took as much as they wanted to take.
Just sayin...
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Criminals, just plain criminals...LOL... headed to Vegas next month...maybe you guys will be around there sometime then..
TnT
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