WE DIDN'T HAVE A GHOST OF A CHANCE!
TUESDAY! Finally - Magic and Mystery! That's right, the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour (sponsored by the "suits & ties" at Budweiser) finally had a paranormal experience (other than the ones in strip clubs!). We're still in New Orleans, the most haunted city in America, and last night we met up with some real, honest to god (but not Buddha) certified and licensed (who licenses people like this?) paranormal investigators. It was kinda weird that our scheduled meeting was in a bar in the French Quarter, but hey, we figured maybe the building was haunted and they were paying for the beer!
Anyway, before we could even start talking to them they made us put on protective hats to block "harmonic thought wave control" We still had nasty thoughts, but even years of therapy can't get those images out of our minds. They also made the bartender wear one so he couldn't transmit - this was a safety precaution just in case he was really a "shape shifter" (NOT KIDDING!). After all the precautions were taken we got down to business, which consisted mostly of them trying to sell us a timeshare on the Gulf somewhere in Mississippi. Of course we bought three weeks because the check we wrote is gonna bounce like Silly Putty ("Silly Putty" is a registered trademark of those bastards at the Kenner Toy Company - "...If it's Kenner, it's fun!") and we got two free coupons for the buffet at the riverboat casino just for signing!
Folks, we figured out that these guys probably have never seen a ghost, but the beers were free, we enjoyed the buffet and the hats are AWESOME! We've since added paper clip chains to them so they remain grounded and we're wearing them everywhere we go - you can never be too safe when there are stray thought waves floating around. Wait! We're getting one of those thoughts right now and we can't stop ourselves from acting on it. "Yes, oh great one - we'll go straight to the nearest bar and beginning drinking heavily!"...
TWO PICS AND A VIDEO THAT YOU JUST HAVE TO SEE TO BELIEVE!
All the beers had nothing to do with wearing the hats! The guy on the left is investigating more than ghosts!
YOU GOTTA CLICK ON THE ARROW - IT'S AN ACTUAL PARANORMAL EVENT!
Anyway, before we could even start talking to them they made us put on protective hats to block "harmonic thought wave control" We still had nasty thoughts, but even years of therapy can't get those images out of our minds. They also made the bartender wear one so he couldn't transmit - this was a safety precaution just in case he was really a "shape shifter" (NOT KIDDING!). After all the precautions were taken we got down to business, which consisted mostly of them trying to sell us a timeshare on the Gulf somewhere in Mississippi. Of course we bought three weeks because the check we wrote is gonna bounce like Silly Putty ("Silly Putty" is a registered trademark of those bastards at the Kenner Toy Company - "...If it's Kenner, it's fun!") and we got two free coupons for the buffet at the riverboat casino just for signing!
Folks, we figured out that these guys probably have never seen a ghost, but the beers were free, we enjoyed the buffet and the hats are AWESOME! We've since added paper clip chains to them so they remain grounded and we're wearing them everywhere we go - you can never be too safe when there are stray thought waves floating around. Wait! We're getting one of those thoughts right now and we can't stop ourselves from acting on it. "Yes, oh great one - we'll go straight to the nearest bar and beginning drinking heavily!"...
TWO PICS AND A VIDEO THAT YOU JUST HAVE TO SEE TO BELIEVE!
All the beers had nothing to do with wearing the hats! The guy on the left is investigating more than ghosts!
YOU GOTTA CLICK ON THE ARROW - IT'S AN ACTUAL PARANORMAL EVENT!
FARRRRRR OUT!!!! One question, how, just how do you guys avoid the 72 hr psych hold? Oh Yea, you're in Louisiana where every one should be eligible for a 72hr hold!
"Just saying"
L&M
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Musn't you have a thought to block it?
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