WE'RE PREPARED FOR MARTYRDOM, BUT WE PREFER IT BE POSTPONED!
SUNDAY! There's nothing like Sunday in New Orleans. Everyone heading to church - men in their straw hats, kids in suit & tie, women in red spandex tube tops with thigh high stockings and garter belts. Oh, sorry! We got church mixed up with the "interpretive dance" clubs on Bourbon Street - it's an honest mistake! We see lots of folks make that same mistake everyday! As a matter of fact we set out everyday for both morning and afternoon mass and have yet to make it to the cathedral ourselves - although we're now VIP members of every strip club in the French Quarter.
Folks, the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour (sponsored by those fine folks at Budweiser!) has been running a little short of the "Magic" and the "Mystery" lately. We know that! We've got your emails and we got the registered letter from Budweiser saying we're in default on our contract. But here's the deal - we sure are finding "magic" in those clubs we're now VIP members of (thank you Budweiser - by the way, can we submit handwritten receipts to get reimbursed for all the dollar bills we used?). Trust us when we tell you that a squeezer from Kimmee is pure magic!
Actually, there have been reports around New Orleans the past few days of UFO's (NOT KIDDING!). Our timing couldn't be better since that's the kind of stuff we're supposed to be searching out on this trip. The local paper reported that last night over a hundred people called the police about strange lights and movements outside their houses (and they don't even live in the 9th Ward!). We didn't see anything in the sky last night, but this morning there certainly were some strange moments - and then we got out of bed and sent everyone back to their rooms at the Motel 6. Look, it may be Sunday, but that just means the beer is half price all day and not just during happy hour. Wonder what we're gonna be doing next?...
TWO PICTURES AND A VIDEO! YOU GOTTA WATCH IT - WE KNOW YOU LOVE TO WATCH!
Nothing really "mysterious" about this, is there? Tonya & Kevin looking for UFO's (with help from Budweiser!)
CRANK THE VOLUME AND CLICK ON THE ARROW - IT'S FREAKY!
Folks, the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour (sponsored by those fine folks at Budweiser!) has been running a little short of the "Magic" and the "Mystery" lately. We know that! We've got your emails and we got the registered letter from Budweiser saying we're in default on our contract. But here's the deal - we sure are finding "magic" in those clubs we're now VIP members of (thank you Budweiser - by the way, can we submit handwritten receipts to get reimbursed for all the dollar bills we used?). Trust us when we tell you that a squeezer from Kimmee is pure magic!
Actually, there have been reports around New Orleans the past few days of UFO's (NOT KIDDING!). Our timing couldn't be better since that's the kind of stuff we're supposed to be searching out on this trip. The local paper reported that last night over a hundred people called the police about strange lights and movements outside their houses (and they don't even live in the 9th Ward!). We didn't see anything in the sky last night, but this morning there certainly were some strange moments - and then we got out of bed and sent everyone back to their rooms at the Motel 6. Look, it may be Sunday, but that just means the beer is half price all day and not just during happy hour. Wonder what we're gonna be doing next?...
TWO PICTURES AND A VIDEO! YOU GOTTA WATCH IT - WE KNOW YOU LOVE TO WATCH!
Nothing really "mysterious" about this, is there? Tonya & Kevin looking for UFO's (with help from Budweiser!)
CRANK THE VOLUME AND CLICK ON THE ARROW - IT'S FREAKY!
Well, to think that you brought your own UFO's just to make the trip interesting. We here on the east coast have a new name for the two of you - Unwanted Freeloading Alcoholic Redneck Trailer Trash, or U-FARTT. Could start a whole government department cover up (at least our noses)! Keep smiling and have fun!
Wendy and Ron
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HAHA! omg, you guys had to drive all the way to Nawlins to see a flying Budwieser? I see those every night when I drink!
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