SATURDAY!  Okay, here's goes:   Blah, Blah, Blah!  Can you believe it?  We were soooooo surprised one of us made a little (very little) mess in our thong (and Stacy in her boxers!).  Oh yeah, here's the shocker!  Remember Mike and Tonya from Palm Springs?  Remember Guy and Cary from Wisconsin?   Well, all of those god damned a-holes showed up here in Oxford, Mississippi! NOT KIDDING!  Guys and Cary drove 12 f'ing hours in their AMC Gremlin (great gas mileage in a 4 cylinder!) and Mike and Tonya took Air France (ok, not funny, we know).

Folks, we walked into Taylor's Pub strutting like we know the owner (we do), and out pops Mike and Tonya in their bathrobes.  NOT KIDDING AGAIN!  And not one minute after that from behind the bar up pops Guy and Cary.  We had no idea they were gonna be here at the BIGGEST (size matters) bike event in Oxford this half of the week.  At first we were pissed (because they need to be home posting comments on this website - not being part of it!), but we got over it pretty fast when they started paying for all of our drinks.  Funny how a few free drinks makes everyone the best of friends!

Seriously, we are telling the ABSOLUTE truth here (very unlike us).  All of them actually showed up here, we had no idea they were coming and we are all sooooo far from home.  Anyway, since we all have graduate degrees from Betty Ford, we decided the best thing to do was show our stuff.  Sometime during the night (actually the next morning) Jason had to shut the Pub down (some bogus Mississippi law or something) and we all went our separate ways.  The update is that during the night gun fire sent a bullet crashing through Mike & Tonya's window at the Super 8 (NOT KIDDING!), Guy & Cary's room key opened the wrong room but they slept there anyway (STILL NOT KIDDING!) and us?  Well, we're posting this from Taylor's Pub, they all lived to tell the tale and tonight is just beginning...

      
Can you believe they flew here like this from California?       Great gas mileage in a 4 cylinder from Wisconsin!

      
Oh yeah, Jason welcomes Stacy, but what about Kevin?           He put him to work in the back flipping burgers!

      
Next thing you know, Mike & Tonya are being welcomed!      And Kevin?   Ahhhhh, finally am ice cold Budweiser!