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KEVIN & STACY'S WORLWIDE ADVENTURES FOR BEER!: Monthly Archives for June 2009

IT'S 10 PM SOUTH CAROLINA - DO YOU KNOW WHERE IN ARGENTINA YOUR GOVERNOR IS?

WE KNEW A GIRL NAMED SAVANNAH BUT THE STRIP CLUB FIRED HER!

YOU GO TO BAND CAMP - WE GO TO FISH CAMP!

ST AUGUSTINE ISN'T AN OLD CITY - AT LEAST NOT WHAT WE COULD SEE!

WE WERE LOOKING FOR NIGHT-TONA AND FOUND DAYTONA!

WE GOT YOUR ATLANTIC OCEAN RIGHT HERE!

TODAY IS THE TOMORROW WE THOUGHT ABOUT YESTERDAY!

MAYBE HELL IS JUST LISTENING TO OLD PEOPLE BREATHE THROUGH THEIR NOSES WHEN THEY'RE EATING SANDWICHES!

YOU CAN LISTEN TO JIMI - BUT YOU CAN'T HEAR JIMI!

THE MORE THINGS CHANGE THE MORE THEY STAY THE SAME!

"THE FRUITS OF PRODUCTION BELONG TO THE MASSES" - Karl Marx

IT'S NOT THE CRIME - IT'S IF YOU GET CAUGHT!

WE COLLECT STATES LIKE OLD SHOES!

WE DIDN'T HAVE A GHOST OF A CHANCE!

WHEN HE SAID "SIGN HERE" WE DIDN'T REALIZE HE WAS DEAF!

WE'RE PREPARED FOR MARTYRDOM, BUT WE PREFER IT BE POSTPONED!

'RIPE and READY!" OH YEAH, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT TOMATOES!

WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH - THE TOUGH GO DRINKING!

YOU CAN FOOL SOME OF THE PEOPLE SOME OF THE TIME - AND THAT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE A DAMN GOOD LIVING! (OR A SQUEEZER OR TWO)

CAN YOU SAY, " N-E-W O-R-L-E-A-N-S?"

IF IT'S A "CIVIL" WAR DO YOU HAVE TO WEAR A SUIT AND TIE?

WE WOULDN'T MISS ISSIPPI FOR ANYTHING!

WE'RE LIKE STRAY DOGS - WE PEE AND MOVE ON!

IT'S ONLY A SURPRISE WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW IT'S COMING!

IF IT'S FRIDAY THEN WE MUST NEED A BAIL BONDSMAN!

WE ARE COMPLETELY UNSPOILED BY OUR FAILURES!

THE PRICE WE PAID WAS HIGH - BUT IT WAS WORTH IT!

"ROGER HOUSTON - WE ARE GO FOR LAUNCH!"

IT'S TIME FOR US TO TEXAS TWO STEP DOWN THE ROAD!

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