IT'S TIME FOR US TO TEXAS TWO STEP DOWN THE ROAD!
MONDAY! San Antonio is soooooo history. Here's the deal. We were staying at Ramon & Gloria's house, but since it's the first of the month rent is due and that means it's time to move. Look, it's worked for them for six years - they even own their own stakebed trailer! We figured it was time to hit the road since moving sounded waaaaaay too much like work and Kevin has that "back issue" from when he used to run the Slip & Slide at that strip club. Besides, they'd probably look to us for help with the security deposit and we're not spending our county assistance check on that!
Anyway, before we left San Antonio we went out to the famous "Gravity Hill." It's a stretch of road leading uphill to a some railroad tracks. Legend has it that if you put your car in neutral it will roll uphill and stop on the tracks. Okay, so the road is uphill and the car does roll, but we don't believe it's haunted - that's just crazy talk! We figure it's just some sort of magnetic tractor beam or neutron particle accelerator. Haunted? Ridiculous! Remember, this is the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour (sponsored by Bud - Bud - Budweiser) so we're legally obligated (god damned contract!) to investigate this stuff.
Folks, after that scary little adventure we hit the road out of town to the northeast. Well actually we first stopped at Ramon & Gloria's new house (for a month) and slept on the kitchen floor for the night (indoor-outdoor carpeting, baby!). This morning we headed for Houston with a quick visit planned to the state capital in Austin. We figure that a chat with some real live Texas politicians should be pretty "magical" and "mysterious!" When we get to Houston we'll be spending some quality time at the Johnson Space Flight Center helping NASA with some space shuttle issues, and then? Well you're just gonna have to keep checking back aren't ya?....
FOUR PICS TODAY AND A VIDEO! OH YOU BETCHA!
It's the 1st of the month - time for Gloria & Ramon to move! Gloria's onions bring tears to our eyes!
Kevin & Ramon applied, but they didn't get the job! Scientific testing at Gravity Hill!
OKAY! CRANK THE VOLUME (it's meaningless without narration!) AND CLICK ON THE ARROW!
Anyway, before we left San Antonio we went out to the famous "Gravity Hill." It's a stretch of road leading uphill to a some railroad tracks. Legend has it that if you put your car in neutral it will roll uphill and stop on the tracks. Okay, so the road is uphill and the car does roll, but we don't believe it's haunted - that's just crazy talk! We figure it's just some sort of magnetic tractor beam or neutron particle accelerator. Haunted? Ridiculous! Remember, this is the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour (sponsored by Bud - Bud - Budweiser) so we're legally obligated (god damned contract!) to investigate this stuff.
Folks, after that scary little adventure we hit the road out of town to the northeast. Well actually we first stopped at Ramon & Gloria's new house (for a month) and slept on the kitchen floor for the night (indoor-outdoor carpeting, baby!). This morning we headed for Houston with a quick visit planned to the state capital in Austin. We figure that a chat with some real live Texas politicians should be pretty "magical" and "mysterious!" When we get to Houston we'll be spending some quality time at the Johnson Space Flight Center helping NASA with some space shuttle issues, and then? Well you're just gonna have to keep checking back aren't ya?....
FOUR PICS TODAY AND A VIDEO! OH YOU BETCHA!
It's the 1st of the month - time for Gloria & Ramon to move! Gloria's onions bring tears to our eyes!
Kevin & Ramon applied, but they didn't get the job! Scientific testing at Gravity Hill!
OKAY! CRANK THE VOLUME (it's meaningless without narration!) AND CLICK ON THE ARROW!
We have just about had it with you two! The stupidity, the craziness - we are about to crack ourselves witnessing all of your events. These silly antics of yours is why we are drinking all of that Budweiser ya silly bastards ya. You know the old saying, we cannot help but love you both. Have lots of fun, be safe and drink lots of Budweiser.
guy and cary.
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So what are you guys doing to celebrate "International Whores Day" today? Started in France in 1775. Very popular holiday I hear. Hope you guys enjoy it like the rest of us!
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Now thats a pair, that will keep you in San Antonio!!
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