REMEMBER THE ALAMO?- OKAY, NEITHER DID WE!
FRIDAY! Can you say "San Antonio? Well we sure as hell can and we're finally at our first major scheduled stop on the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour (sponsored by the "King of Beers," Budweiser!). After about 2,500 miles it's the first weekend of the trip and we're spending here (as scheduled - unbelievable!) in San Antonio. We're staying with our good friends, Ramon & Gloria, who are the Southwest Territory Divisional Senior Regional Executive First Vice Presidents of the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour - and we don't just hand out fancy titles either!
Anyway, it was a quick 250 miles here this morning from San Angelo. That's a good thing because we may have accidentally drank too much Budweiser last night at the Texas Roadhouse. It seems that they like us California "biker types" and they certainly gave us a hearty Texas welcome. Let's just say that we've never had so many free squeezers in our entire lives - and good ones too! They may like Californians, but we REALLY like Texans!
Now on to the San Antonio agenda. We're here for the entire weekend - and maybe longer unless Ramon & Gloria get another one of those damn restraining orders. We've got a pretty full schedule with appearances booked by Budweiser all over town (they may sponsor us, but they make us work for our dollars!). Don't get us wrong - we love these events because usually the Budweiser girls show up and...and...and...you know! Folks, be sure to check back tomorrow because the way things usually go, we'll need bail money...
Kevin with his friend, "Otis!" He works for "Brent!" You can tell that Stacy HATES Texas!
This is Otis' wife! Okay, we want a job at Brent! Texas Roadhouse takes stolen credit card seriously!
Anyway, it was a quick 250 miles here this morning from San Angelo. That's a good thing because we may have accidentally drank too much Budweiser last night at the Texas Roadhouse. It seems that they like us California "biker types" and they certainly gave us a hearty Texas welcome. Let's just say that we've never had so many free squeezers in our entire lives - and good ones too! They may like Californians, but we REALLY like Texans!
Now on to the San Antonio agenda. We're here for the entire weekend - and maybe longer unless Ramon & Gloria get another one of those damn restraining orders. We've got a pretty full schedule with appearances booked by Budweiser all over town (they may sponsor us, but they make us work for our dollars!). Don't get us wrong - we love these events because usually the Budweiser girls show up and...and...and...you know! Folks, be sure to check back tomorrow because the way things usually go, we'll need bail money...
Kevin with his friend, "Otis!" He works for "Brent!" You can tell that Stacy HATES Texas!
This is Otis' wife! Okay, we want a job at Brent! Texas Roadhouse takes stolen credit card seriously!
HEY! that looks just like our missing WaMu card. Hope you got a least one pitcher of beer before they found out!
L&M
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We would like to hire Otis's wife to work at my store. She would be quite an asset on my staff. She would be wonderful working in the Ekornes dept. with a little skirt on and high heels. She could probably sell alot of crotch mahogany as well you silly bastards you. Have lots of fun promoting that Budweiser and remember this our dear friends, we cannot help but love you both.
guy and cary.
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Oh my goodness, gracious alive! Someone, anyone, please get a hold of somebody from Kevin's family. He needs to be committed to an institution that will provide 24 hr. care (phsyco). We might as well include Ramon's twin brother (who likes to "dress up") and make a package deal. What more can I say other than the local constabularies are already making unusual rounds by our house. God help us!
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