YOU CAN MESS WITH TEXAS - BUT DON'T MESSA WITH ODESSA!
WEDNESDAY! Imagine a stormy night with brilliant lightening flashes and deafening claps of thunder. Imagine a darkened room with the scent of perfume, the flickering glow of a butterscotch candle and the touch of silk on.....oh, sorry! We got carried away. But back in 1947 during a blinding thunder storm the people in Roswell believe a flying saucer crashed outside of town and the aliens driving it survived. Now the next day the army said it was just a weather balloon, but they also said during the Vietnam War that agent orange wouldn't wouldn't affect affect affect our concentration concentration concentration.
Anyway, before the crash, Roswell, New Mexico was just a nothing little farming town in the middle of nowhere (they call it "God's Country," but we think God would have a different opinion). Now, because of it's UFO fame there are literally hundreds of thriving businesses selling all sorts of alien stuff - and much of it is real. That's right! It turns out that after the crash several of the aliens escaped capture and ultimately interbred with the local population. They run most of the stores in town now and really are the nicest folks.
After lunch we left Roswell in our rear view mirror and headed east for 100 miles on U.S. Highway 380 - the flattest and straightest highway in North America (it's in "Ripley's Believe it of Not " - look it up!). Somewhere along the way we turned south for awhile and then east again. After wasting an entire hour in Odessa looking for motel room (those a__holes) we finally called it quits in Midland, Texas. Today was 409 miles for the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour (yup, Budweiser pays the bills!), but the reward is that we're writing this post in a Hooters with pitchers of ice cold Budweiser on our table. Oh yeah, baby! We're on central time and we're in Texas now!...
One of the aliens has a bar sponsored by Budweiser! The aliens sure have a GREAT way of shaking hands!
VERY FUNNY! Now turn off the anti-gravity machine! Stacy test drove a 2009 model and it ain't made by GM!
Anyway, before the crash, Roswell, New Mexico was just a nothing little farming town in the middle of nowhere (they call it "God's Country," but we think God would have a different opinion). Now, because of it's UFO fame there are literally hundreds of thriving businesses selling all sorts of alien stuff - and much of it is real. That's right! It turns out that after the crash several of the aliens escaped capture and ultimately interbred with the local population. They run most of the stores in town now and really are the nicest folks.
After lunch we left Roswell in our rear view mirror and headed east for 100 miles on U.S. Highway 380 - the flattest and straightest highway in North America (it's in "Ripley's Believe it of Not " - look it up!). Somewhere along the way we turned south for awhile and then east again. After wasting an entire hour in Odessa looking for motel room (those a__holes) we finally called it quits in Midland, Texas. Today was 409 miles for the Riding4Beer Magical Mystery Tour (yup, Budweiser pays the bills!), but the reward is that we're writing this post in a Hooters with pitchers of ice cold Budweiser on our table. Oh yeah, baby! We're on central time and we're in Texas now!...
One of the aliens has a bar sponsored by Budweiser! The aliens sure have a GREAT way of shaking hands!
VERY FUNNY! Now turn off the anti-gravity machine! Stacy test drove a 2009 model and it ain't made by GM!
No one is surprised by a strange hand in Kevin's crotch, so wipe that "shocked" look off your face. Ride safe our friends!!!
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getting warmer...warmer....warmer!!!!!
Just sayin!
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This is incredible! Never in our lives have we been subject to such abuse and torture on the internet. The aliens would never want to come back to our planet if they were exposed to you silly bastards for very long. We see you both are again having the fun of your lives promoting Budweiser and general debauchery. But remember this our fine friends, we cannot help but love you two. Safe riding.
guy and cary.
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